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@mrs.cookie: OMG Vulva......really?
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Vag usually... cooca or cooter when I'm being silly.
I have a friend who calls it her kaslopis, ala Chelsea Handler!
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Either lady bits, nether regions, the business, or the oh-so-mature hoo-ha. The word vagina kind of skeeves me out a little bit as does vaj.
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Vagina.
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Ughh I was traumatized by my mother callin it a "tutu" or "coochie" so I just call it my vagina. DH calls it Minnie lol
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The goods (multiple, I don't know why)
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Hahah, this thread is hilarous!
@mrs.cookie: I would generally think vulva is better, but I think saying vagina is awkward. Also, I am pretty sure that if you said vulva, many people would look at you not knowing what you are talking about.
I usually say lady bits or vajayjay. Cooch comes out once in a while too.
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@Mommytotwois: yep... My mom is a very crunchy earth mama, and I was an incredibly shy, private teenager who wanted to DIE just thinking that word!
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@MrsScallop: totally agree - not exactly in common use!
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@mrs.cookie: too funny!
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Vag or girl parts. Some of these are so funny! Biscuit. Hahaha.
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I was raised using anatomical terms so, vulva or vagina.
Nowadays I use random words I make up on the spot with a raised eyebrow and a glance below, and people always figure it out.
Unless I'm talking to a doula client, in which case I use correct terminology.
Because I'm a doula though, people always expect me to say yoni. Idk why.
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My husband and I call it my ninja. I have no idea where it started. We only day that when we're being silly though, I'd definitely use anatomical words with my LO.
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My who.
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@mrs.cookie: Oh my goodness, I'm dying just thinking about how the word vulva would even come up in conversation!!!
I usually say vajayjay or lady bits, but really, I just try to avoid having to mention it altogether. Vagina is just one of those words, like moist, that creeps me out!
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I'm very mature and usually call it a hooha!
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@Running Elley: Me too
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I say who-ha or vagina but growing up my mom called it "chuckles". Wtf? Her mom called it her pussycat. Oh my!
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@travellingbee: oh my! Pussycat would disturb me, I think.
My mom always used anatomical terms and I think I will do the same with LO. But I think other names are more fun with girlfriends or DH.
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Va jay jay or Vagina with my doctor.
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@jmarionsmith: I just laughed out loud at britney!
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Anyone for Bajingo?
(yay Scrubs!)
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@Ree723: Same, I just try to avoid having to say it.
I think if I ever had to mention it, I would say lady bits
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Lady bits! Or my 'uglies'! DH sometimes calls it (jokingly) a beaver or squirrel o.O
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@mrs.cookie: I'm dying at "vaj mahal!"
@Arden: Yoni?? I would totally laugh, too, if you were my doula. I'm pretty hippie-ish, but also very logical and realistic, so I'd just snort if I heard that in seriousness. LOL.
@travellingbee: Yikes!
The weirdest IRL one I've heard is a lady who taught her kids to call it their "plup-plup" or "pluppy." Say what?! -
@jmarionsmith: WOAH when did you start calling it a britney?! that's what we call it! my college roommate and i dubbed it "brit" when britney spears went through her crazy phase and was flashing it to everyone hahaha!!
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Vaj, va-jay-jay, hooha, "down there"
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@grizz: haha!
@babyjmama: probably around the same time britney was in your crazy phase! i'm not sure though, for a while!
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@jmarionsmith: that.is.awesome!!!! hahaha!!!
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@lawbee11: Biscuit made me LOL!
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@MamaMagpie: I'm at work and LOLing as I read this thread!!
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It varies - Vag, goods, cooch, coohie, who-ha...
Growing up, my mom taught us to call it our "tweeter" - WTF? I want to ask her why now...
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@LindsayInNY: HAHAHAHA tweeter?! That's hilarious!
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@MamaMagpie: I have NO idea what it means or where it even came from!! Also, farts were called "breezers" - WTF?!
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@LindsayInNY: I don't think that's a question that you really want an answer to, is it? ;P
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@MsLipGloss: Mayyybe... Do you know the answer?!?
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@LindsayInNY: No . . . Buuut, if she can make hers whistle, my hat is off to her!
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@MsLipGloss: Haha, it is my mom so I hope not!!
I'm definitely calling tonight to ask now...
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This thread is hilarious. I use poon. DH once asked if I wanted our parts to spoon, not sex just spooning. Hence poon.
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Love it all.
It's my chacha, or vagina, or vah-gine-er in my best southern accent.
@Mrs.Someone: yes to Scrubs! I used bajingo for a little bit. It's sounds perky and sassy, while still a little lady like. Love the neurotic mom.
Families I've babysat for have called it the tweetie, cookie, woo.
I'm definitely calling tonight to ask now...
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