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When George sings Costanza in the by mennen tune

Its hard to choose one!

Do you even know what a write off is?
No, but they do, and they're the ones writing it off.

- "These PRETZELS are making me THIRSTY!"

- "Who put a cookie in his mouth? You're not supposed to do that!" (This was from the episode where Elaine was dating the much older guy, and he had a stroke, but they thought he might be having a diabetic episode, so they put a cookie in his mouth and tried to force him to chew it.")

George's answering machine! "Believe it or not George isn't at home, please leave a messaaaaaage"

@MsLipGloss: That reminds me of another one..."It would be like Mickey Mantle corking his bat!"

"They're real, and they're spectacular."

@knittylady: I love his answering machine!

DH always tells me, "You are killing independent Steve!"

We also use "No soup for you!" a lot.

Not one quote, but the episode when Kramer burns himself and uses the lotion to help heal it- was one of the funniest episodes.

@IRunForFun: Ahhhh I LOVE the cookie quote! I love the way he says it!!

There are so many...

- Kramer's entire pinky toe monologue... "Now I'm drivin' the bus!"
- "YOU'RE BALD!" (Elaine to George when he objects to dating a bald woman)
- "I think I know why we have reservations." "I don't think you do!"
- Kramer: "Jerry, why don't you do a bit on styrofoam? What is all this stuff? Why do we need all this stuff? And why do they make them so small?" "Where's the punchline?" "It's all attitude" and then he does the most amazing face.

@dagret: I love Putty, he's probably my favorite side character. I love the episode where Seinfeld is trying to get a deal on a Jaguar from him and Putty and Elaine break up so he starts upcharging him for everything... "finder's fee? it was on the lot!" "yeah that's right."
"Keys?" "To start the ignition."

ETA: Also not a quote but I love when they're auditioning people for the pilot and that guy does Kramer dead on but Kramer hates it, so he goes in and auditions for his own character and does a TERRIBLE job. It's so genius.

@lavender: Is that the one with the balm? I love anything with Jackie Chiles. "Did you put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on?"

@ladyfingers: Yes! It's the way he says it that makes it so funny! I die laughing every time and my sisters and I do imitations of it.

@dagret: LOL. "You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you?" "Yeah, that's right!" And then Elaine does the devil face with the tongue wagging. Haha.

@IRunForFun: YESSSS.... I always think of this line!

"no soup for you" also.

I could go on for days with these...we watched this show every single night when I was in high school...

"I can't spare it. I don't have a square to spare!"

I also love the one where Elaine says "He took it out."

"He took...(huff huff as she blows on her glasses) it out." "It?" "It. Out."

"So? Who do you think she looks like?"
"Lyndon Johnson."

"I got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in my bathing suit."

@LMOG47: sponge-worthy, yes!

@IRunForFun: you stole mine I don't have a square to spare.

You're all winners!

What is this? Velvet?

My coworkers used to call me George because there was a bug in our conference room and I may have pushed someone out of the way to run out of the room..

"I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable."

@IRunForFun: hahah I LOVE The burning!

Also...
"He converted for the jokes."
"He's an anti-dentite!"
And Sponge-worthy!!!