So a few weeks ago I was telling DH how I read one of those e-cards that said "Girls don't fart, they whisper in their panties"
Anyway last night my kids were in the playroom and my DD passed gas and my DS said "H farted!" then he said "oh that's right girls don't fart they whisper in their panties"
OMG!!!! 
I instantly thought "OMG he is gonna tell his teacher that!!" ~embarrassing~
wonderful kiwi / 23653 posts
Hahaha! I know, so many recent stories I heard reminds me to really be careful what we say in front of our kids!
grapefruit / 4120 posts
hahahahahahaha
OK I have a good one! Over the weekend I was telling my husband (not a native English speaker) what "tramp stamp" meant. And my son was like, "tramp stamp! there's no tramp stamp!!" They hear everything.... except when you are asking them to do something like put on their jammies....
eggplant / 11716 posts
@Mamaof2: Hilarious! This is the kind of comedic gold that makes teaching fun though, so don't feel bad if he DOES repeat it at school.
clementine / 838 posts
I love these stories as a teacher!! I have heard a few good ones!!
Last week- I came home from school and mom and dad were wrestling on the couch.....
honeydew / 7091 posts
Hahaha - oh my goodness, that is hilarious. I think I should teach that to my nephew... haha (that's the fun of being an Aunt!! 
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cantaloupe / 6791 posts
Hahaha, you have noooo idea how many stories I hear from my kids!! My 4-5 year olds come to school telling me things I'm sure their parents would rather them not
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