I had my finger up Charlie's butt tonight in a failed attempted to relieve his conspitation and I thought to myself, "I guess I'm a parent now."

Parenting really does change you! Let's each add a few items to this list:

You know you're a parent when...

* You invite your child into the bathroom to poop with you.
* You constantly save napkins in your pockets, because you never know when you'll need a napkin when you're out with your LO.
* Your back is freaking killing you, but you still carry your LO anyway.
* You sneak into your LO's room at night sometimes and watch them sleep... and don't think this is weird at all.
* You are at work and you listen to Barney and Elmo songs because it makes you think of your happy little one.
* You kind of like the taste of Mum Mums, and wonder why they don't sell them for adults.
* Your LO throws up on you, and you're happy because it's easier to wash your clothes than to clean the carpet.
* Your iPhone wallpaper is a picture of your child.
* You know the names of all the Thomas the Tank Engine trains, and even the diesel engines too.
* You don't mind waking up at 5 am in the morning, because your LO lights up when they see you and that makes it all worth it.

What else?