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"Alright! :-)" in response to my Mai Thai suggestion
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"YES they both have all their teeth"
I was asking SIL whether or not her grandparents have all their teeth because I wanted to bring them some local saltwater taffy in holiday flavors..but not if they couldn't eat it because they wore dentures. I wasn't sure!
ETA: But it sounds like a book about hillbillies (or someone NOT actually being one)
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"All I'm saying is.....you know how your mom is."
hahaha, it sounds like I have MIL issues, but I don't! (But, we're going to the symphony together tonight and I know, and DH knows, that his mom will want to get there when the doors open, which is an hour before the show starts. We have seats, no need to get there so dang early! So I told him to head her off because I don't want to sit there for an hour+ waiting for the music to start!!!)
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Lol. For realz. My two hours of sleep and then heading to jc might warrant some wine tonight.
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"if you have any questions call mike ***-***-****"
Boring!
mike is DH and I just hired my cousin to work a party with him tomorrow night running a photo booth. -
@LaughLines: haha. For a second there, I thought there were some child labor going on. Haha
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@bluestriped bee: haha no, those "kids" are in law school and the guy who wrote it is barely out of school.... not sure he has the right to be calling them kids, clearly he has an attitude
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"about 16 hours"
to my MIL, about how long I brined my turkey on thanksgiving.
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"Ok"
Sooo... my memoir would suck! lol
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"Then What Will We Do for Dinner?" Hmmm maybe when I'm a famous chef, lol.
ETA: if I count incoming texts, my last text was the response from my husband which was "I will be fine" which may very well be a good title.
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Just Looking For Parking. Hyatt Was Full. - A memoir by .TWIST.
I can't decide if this would make a good memoir or not.
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Haha some of these are actually quite good!
My last text from my sister was a doozy: "is there a reason for the past few cycles I've been having light sporadic cramps throughout my luteal phase?"
Sounds like a riveting memoir. Maybe like a grown up version of "Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret."
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@anandam: This made me laugh out loud.
Mine is: "Am I Meeting You at the Mall?" - sounds riveting.
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Thanks again for coming over last night
To my stylist who is awesome and comes to my house!
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My last sent text was "yep", to which my mum responded"ok".
Not very exciting!
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" Newborns Do That".
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On my way!
Sounds like a real book!
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Just About To Get Off Tube
Sounds pretty dull!
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"She told me to try the 7 day Monistat" HAHA...embarrassing!
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Mine is just the thumbs up emoji!
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@HLK208: Hahaha that sounds like a best seller!
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"Really Mom? Hanky Panky Road?"
From my BIL, part of a group text.
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"On my way... When my truck warms up"
Hmm
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@anandam: That totally made me snort laugh! Ha ha!!
Mine is super exciting - "Weird." From my sister.
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"We just finished supper. It was deeliiiiicccciioouusss"
Story of my life. Haha
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"I meant to write you a $15 check but I forgot.
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"We don't have anything for dinner" I was asking DH to pick up something on his way home.
@HLK208: Lol!
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" Don't get in a hurry. He said around 5"
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This is the last one I got...
"Leaving now. Picking up a baseball bat on the way. >:("
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"Jerks".
I like it!
In response to my BIL and sister who changed my phone to autocorrect K's name to 'the little shit'. Hysterical....but inappropriate for texting tbe day care lady. -
"What's going on?"
Me to DH because he went to investigate a car accident that happened right outside our apt building
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Loving these!
Mine would be, "did you put some amazon orders through this week?"
Which is far more accurate than I'd like to admit...
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"No"
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"HA!" --- that was my last text. Before that was "on it" - that seems like a better life story option.
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Having a sick baby sucks balls. Haha! Not very pc
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"I guess cumulative advantage would be a more general term and one that might be more familiar"
Lol.. husband and I talking about the Matthew effect
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Definitely doing the lights.
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"You should take your hubby to Vegas"
A relationship book maybe?
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Poor baby. A pretty sad memoir lol.
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Have you been lost?
My husband was late coming home from work ha ha! Sounds like some sort of self help book.
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