What would the title of your memoir be? Type in last received text!
From my sister :
"She's going to sick sick a hundred million more times soo man up! "
What would the title of your memoir be? Type in last received text!
From my sister :
"She's going to sick sick a hundred million more times soo man up! "
blogger / coconut / 8306 posts
I saw a sign today <--- mine sounds like some kind of religious epiphany!
pomelo / 5257 posts
"I would be much happier if you deigned to spell properly ;-)"
LOL the back story of the text is my husband was making fun of me because I wrote "to" instead of "too." This would actually be a perfect title for my memoir because I'm a writer/editor and a big grammar and spelling stickler. Except for the "to"/"too" thing...That was ONE time! haha
pomelo / 5509 posts
"I'm semi-struggling right now." Hahaha. Sounds about right for my memoir.
pear / 1650 posts
@tinyperson: lol!
@pui: I can see that as a title!
@wrkbrk: YES!
This is fun! Let's all write memoirs with these titles ha ha
blogger / pineapple / 12381 posts
"I may get called in tomorrow". Truly the story of my life!!!
pomelo / 5257 posts
@MrsLilybugg: I got lucky because the vast majority of my previous texts are my husband saying "omwh," because he doesn't feel like actually typing the words "on my way home," haha.
pear / 1650 posts
@mediagirl: woahhhhhhhhhh that's deep@oliviaoblivia: yep- perfect ha ha @IRunForFun: lol! Self help book too!
pear / 1650 posts
@bluestriped bee: ooooh good one.
@Mamaof2: ha ha!
Dang about to go in a tunnel (on train) can't wait to read more!
pomelo / 5509 posts
@mediagirl: That actually sounds like a pretty good opening line.
@bluestriped bee: That sounds like it'd be a deep memoir.
clementine / 880 posts
"can you please tell the kids on the second floor to stop being lazy and take their trash out"
ahhh the joys of being a landlord
grapefruit / 4770 posts
"Turn off the lights. Let baby sleep!!!!"
My husband's response when I text him that according to my app, if we shine a light at my tummy baby will move away from it. I asked him, why would I shine light in baby's eyes?!?
blogger / persimmon / 1225 posts
"Malbec red wine."
texting my cousin what to buy tonight for girl's night! ha
honeydew / 7230 posts
"Yes it would be melted if I got it for you now."
Of course my memoir would be about ice cream.
apricot / 268 posts
"Could this have a more obnoxious name?"
Hahahaha, it was in regards to my new pregnancy pillow, the Snoogle.
pear / 1787 posts
haha mine is so bad.
"Adorbs" from my best friend. we were discussing our other friends, who are dating. We don't EVER say Adorbs, btw. and it would not be a fitting title for my memoir haha.
pear / 1610 posts
"She is a little bugger"
DH & I were texted about DD refusing to nurse!
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