What would the title of your memoir be? Type in last received text!
From my sister :
"She's going to sick sick a hundred million more times soo man up! "
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I saw a sign today <--- mine sounds like some kind of religious epiphany!
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@Mrs. Jump Rope: ha ha perfect!
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"I would be much happier if you deigned to spell properly ;-)"
LOL the back story of the text is my husband was making fun of me because I wrote "to" instead of "too." This would actually be a perfect title for my memoir because I'm a writer/editor and a big grammar and spelling stickler. Except for the "to"/"too" thing...That was ONE time! haha
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"Yup in second cup area." Not terribly inspiring!
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"A Massive Amount of Snow Just Fell Off the Roof".
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@MrsLilybugg: "Why do I even bother??"
LOL! Apt for my mood today.
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@MrsSCB: lol!!! That's pretty amazing actually!
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"It was 40 that day. Early November."
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"Jealous."
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"I'm semi-struggling right now." Hahaha. Sounds about right for my memoir.
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@tinyperson: lol!
@pui: I can see that as a title!
@wrkbrk: YES!This is fun! Let's all write memoirs with these titles ha ha
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"I may get called in tomorrow". Truly the story of my life!!!
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@MrsLilybugg: I got lucky because the vast majority of my previous texts are my husband saying "omwh," because he doesn't feel like actually typing the words "on my way home," haha.
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@mediagirl: woahhhhhhhhhh that's deep@oliviaoblivia: yep- perfect ha ha @IRunForFun: lol! Self help book too!
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"To bring me back."
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From a friend
"OMG! Never responded!!! Yes!!!"
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@Mrs. Jacks: ha ha! Perfect title for you! @MrsSCB: lol!
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@bluestriped bee: ooooh good one.
@Mamaof2: ha ha!Dang about to go in a tunnel (on train) can't wait to read more!
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@mediagirl: That actually sounds like a pretty good opening line.
@bluestriped bee: That sounds like it'd be a deep memoir.
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"can you please tell the kids on the second floor to stop being lazy and take their trash out"
ahhh the joys of being a landlord
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"Not terrible but there were some tears today."
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"You too, feel better!"
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"Turn off the lights. Let baby sleep!!!!"
My husband's response when I text him that according to my app, if we shine a light at my tummy baby will move away from it. I asked him, why would I shine light in baby's eyes?!?
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"No."
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"Malbec red wine."
texting my cousin what to buy tonight for girl's night! ha
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"Can you come here?"
Riveting.
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"Yes it would be melted if I got it for you now."
Of course my memoir would be about ice cream.
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"same here"
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"Could this have a more obnoxious name?"
Hahahaha, it was in regards to my new pregnancy pillow, the Snoogle.
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haha mine is so bad.
"Adorbs" from my best friend. we were discussing our other friends, who are dating. We don't EVER say Adorbs, btw. and it would not be a fitting title for my memoir haha. -
"Nope! Man we're romantic!"
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"Cute fox"
In response to pic of newborns outfit
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"Take another Tylenol with lunch"
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"Hahahahaha"
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"She is a little bugger"
DH & I were texted about DD refusing to nurse!
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@MrsBrewer:
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@MrsKoala: Lol best one so far!
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@cait: That's meta. haha
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