You guys. They now make Aden + Anais blankets for grownups. I can hardly contain myself.

http://www.adenandanais.com/en-us/content/daydream+blanket/daydream-blanket.aspx?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=Daydream%20Blanket&utm_content=osp

Every time I put my 3 month old in her crib, I'm jealous of her muslin sheets. It's like they heard the HB boards asking for big people blankets!

ETA: They are crazy expensive ($125) but I bet they are amazing.