Disclaimer: Yes, this is a post about my baby's poop this morning. Had to share, and I try to avoid talking about his bodily functions on FB, lest I end up on STFU Parents. Figured most of you could relate to this experience, though

So E was practicing sitting up a bit ago, had some good farts, and then started his "my diaper isn't clean anymore please change me now" cry. I check him, and there's a good fist-sized amount of (thicker) poop. OK cool, no problem, put a wet wipe down under his butt (as I'm prone to doing when he's pooped). Clean him up, tossed the dirty diaper in the bin, reaching for a new one, and oh, more soft-serve poop coming out! Wow, that's another fist-sized amount! Glad I have that wipe already down, huh? OK, all done? Great, all clean, I'll just take this and throw it in the trash. Now you stay there, naked on your mat on the floor to air out for a minute, Mama will be right back!

What? Where did all this poop come from? It's everywhere! All over your mat, all over your moose toy, all.over.you! Eww! Straight into the bathtub! What? How in the world did you get poop in between your toes? And what? Behind your ears too? How is that even possible?

So.much.poop. Probably the most and messiest he's ever been. Do you have any good poop stories?