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Are you a horn-blower?

  • poll: Do you honk?
    I will never honk my horn. Does my car even have a horn? : (4 votes)
    5 %
    I'll honk if I fear someone is going to hit me because they don't see me. : (23 votes)
    27 %
    I'll honk if someone is being REALLY stupid, but it takes a lot. : (32 votes)
    38 %
    I'm a master of honking. Stop sucking at driving or I will honk at you. : (26 votes)
    31 %
  1. Mae

    papaya / 10343 posts

    @BananaPancakes: That's why I don't flip people off. I feel like if I just honk no one will shoot me. But flipping people off seems like asking for trouble haha.

    @MsLipGloss: I get so annoyed when I let someone in and don't get the thank you wave. My internal monologue is like "There ya go. Go. Goooooooooo I'm letting you gooooo. There ya go. What… no waive? You can't even acknowledge my good dead? SCREW YOU JERKFACE."

  2. BananaPancakes

    grapefruit / 4817 posts

    @Mrs.Panda: I'm about 1.5 hrs north of you. And Floridians be crazy.

  3. MsLipGloss

    GOLD / pineapple / 12662 posts

    @Mae: *snort* preeeeeecisely! uh, we probably shouldn't drive together. I don't know if the horn could take it!

  4. lindseykaye

    pear / 1992 posts

    @Mae: @BananaPancakes: Floridian and proud horn honker. And I honk way more than my husband (who, yes, I have leaned over and honked for and who grew up in the same area as me). But I also don't flip anyone off or retaliate with intentionally jerky driving like slowing way down or tapping brakes if someone is tailing me. I generally don't trust the crazies in this state.
    I just feel strongly (like @mae:) that if no one tells you you're doing something wrong, you will just go on repeating your mistakes or doing inconsiderate things. I am helping you and the other people you will drive around in the future. I honestly appreciate when someone does the same for me.

  5. MsLipGloss

    GOLD / pineapple / 12662 posts

    @lindseykaye: I don't do any squirrelly driving moves either. I'll honk, but I won't swerve, stop short, etc.

  6. Andrea

    GOLD / wonderful coffee bean / 18478 posts

    I used to honk more, just out of annoyance, but I don't do that anymore. I try not to be all road ragey in front of my kids. Now I only honk if I think someone is about to hit my car.

  7. MrsSCB

    pomelo / 5257 posts

    If I feel like someone is being an asshole on purpose, or is trying to get a rise out of me, I actually will just smile or laugh. Like when someone decides I'm going too slow (aka not 20 over the speed limit) and whips around me in a really aggressive way and I get the feeling they want to look in their mirror and see me pissed off -- that's when I laugh. Because I figure nothing will piss off someone trying to piss me off more than if they look back and see me totally unconcerned

  8. Mae

    papaya / 10343 posts

    @lindseykaye: @MsLipGloss: Agree on no crazy driving. The only thing I'll do is that it really annoys me when people tailgate me. Especially in the 'burbs because there are SOOO many cops around here it is just dumb to speed. When someone tailgates me through an area like that I just make sure I go JUST EXACTLY the speed limit and not 1 mile over. Because f them. lol.

  9. heartonastring

    pomegranate / 3895 posts

    @Mae: Totally! Separated at birth

    I also get really mad when I let someone in and they don't thank me. I wildly gesture while exclaiming, "You're welcome!"

    And I shake a naughty finger at people I see texting and driving.

    Oh, and my latest honking crusade: there's a new stoplight right by my house and people are always running it. So now, anytime in see anyone run it, I LAY on my horn. I like to think that they will think twice before running a red light again. I'm delusional.

  10. looch

    wonderful pear / 26210 posts

    @Andrea: yes exactly. I also don't want to get shot or have someone sideswipe me to try to one up me.

    My son reported to my mother that I told someone that "you have a stop sign" so now I am more careful.

  11. Mae

    papaya / 10343 posts

    @looch: could've been worse. He could've reported you said "you have a stop sign ASSHOLE" lol

  12. looch

    wonderful pear / 26210 posts

    @Mae: It could have been true, but it's a wakeup call, you know.

    You think they're not paying attention, then all of a sudden you hear them singing along to Katy Perry and Maroon 5 and you realize, oh snap, they're actually paying attention and now you've got to either be careful or run the risk they are reporters, like my son!

  13. Andrea

    GOLD / wonderful coffee bean / 18478 posts

    @looch: haha! Yes, to the music, too. She started singing along to Katy Perry one day so I stopped playing my station. Lol.

  14. Aimed

    apricot / 469 posts

    I agree it's a regional thing. In NY, people honked for nothing and in the south, honks are rightly reserved for major issues.
    Obnoxious honking tends to have an undesired effect on me, recently I was leaving our development and waiting for the light to change, the guy behind me started to honk literally as the lights changed. Oh yeah, I took my sweet time. Your rush is not my emergency buddy.

  15. mamimami

    grapefruit / 4120 posts

    @Aimed: Oh my gosh people do that all the time here!! My husband says it's multimedia. On the bright side, you don't even have to pay attention to the light because you know the millisecond it changes, someone will "tell" you. Anyhow someone I know once called these people premature ej.... well, you know. So whenever it happens I think of that and just feel sorry for their problems.

  16. LuLu Mom

    GOLD / wonderful olive / 19030 posts

    Haha I'm a frustated "are you kidding me" honker...I've gotten better now that my daughter has picked up on my road rage habits.

  17. NeekieRose

    persimmon / 1386 posts

    @MrsSCB: I like to give people a thumbs up sign and smile when they are driving particularly assholeishly. Especially if someone whips around me just to be stopped in front of me at the next light.

    And I am a definite horn blower. That's what it's there for.

  18. mrsjyw

    GOLD / wonderful apricot / 22646 posts

    I used to be afraid of it.

    Not anymore tho

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