I have been hard at work on Charlie's wedding video for a few years now... ok hear me out, I have it the whole scenario planned.

When Charlie is 5 or so, I will die in a tragic accident (I don't really want to die, but I will just to make the reception dinner moment more dramatic). But before I die, I will have given Mrs. Bee a video montage of Charlie's best-slash-most-embarrassing videos, and narrated it. I'll start off saying something like, "Charlie, this is your dad. I've been hard at work for the past 5 years capturing your most embarrassing moments... and have compiled them for you and all of your closest friends."

Then all these awesome videos will play with a tearjerker song in the background, and I'll end by saying something, "Son, I love you so much and it has been an honor watching you grow up." But I will have already died, so everyone will realize that I didn't really watch him grow up and start crying... and they'll say, "Wow, what foresight Mr. Bee had to make this video when Charlie was only five years old!"

Then that sucker will go up on YouTube (or whatever is popular in the 2030s) and it will get half a trillion views and Mrs. Bee can live off the royalties.

If I live long enough to make it to Charlie's wedding, I just won't tell anyone about the video I made when he was five. Same goes for the video I plan to make for Olive's video.

What do you think of my master plan??