This was too funny not to share!

http://www.joshweed.com/2013/07/sometimes-sex-talk-goes-horribly-wrong.html

"Anna: (looks at me conspiratorially after Viva leaves and whispers) I have some more questions about sex.

Me: Sure, sweetie. I hope you always feel like you can talk to me about this stuff. Ask me anything.

Anna: Do people have sex sometimes even when they don't want to have a baby?

Me: That's a good question. Yes. Yes they do.

Anna: Why?

Me: Because it feels good, and because it helps bring a husband and wife closer together.

Anna: Do you like it?

Me: ... Yes. I do.

Anna: You like sexing mommy?

Me: Yep.

Anna: Where do you like to do it?

Me: *pause* Um, we... well, in our bedroom.

Anna: You mean right here? Where we are sitting? This room is where you and mommy put your penis and vagina together?"

You have to read the rest on the blog! Knowing me I'd laugh hysterically if my LO said any of this.