My sick toddler just sneezed into my open mouth.
That is all.
Anything "glamorous" happen to you recently?
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At least it was your own child! A co-workers sick toddler sneezed into my open mouth once
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Aww man! My LO was sick last week and I swear she made it her mission to cough directly into my face and smear snot on me as often as possible. One mama sinus and ear infection later; mission accomplished kid!
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My 3 month old spit up all over me. I won't get a chance to shower until both kids are down for the night. I smell.
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I suck WAY to much snot every single day.
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My daughter did drool into my open mouth yesterday! I probably shouldn't have been as surprised as I was.
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My kid is a pro at the silent barfs. I stepped in a big puddle of spit up. In a sock. eeeew.
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Yesterday I went to change DD's diaper. She had a big poop. Before I could fold the diaper up she kicked her leg out of my hand and her foot went in the diaper. Then I tried to grab her leg, but she was kicking and I grabbed her foot. Covered in poop. Then I grabbed her leg, with the hand that just grabbed her foot. So now her foot, my hand and her leg have poop on them. And her bum. However, I was a care aid for a few years. Baby poop is much better than grown old man poop.
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Baby brother threw up in the car seat this morning. Fun times!
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Yesterday H's diaper came undone and she peed all over the floor. Lately her poops smell like Ramen and I want to barf every time I have to change them.
I also walk around with way more snot on my shoulder than one should have to. It seems that everyone's kids think I'm a tissue.
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Why are my boobs STILL leaking??
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LO has a new habit of rolling over mid-diaper change. She did it yesterday while she was covered in poo, getting poo all over me, the changing table, and stuck her foot squarely in the dirty diaper. Then peed.
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@cmomma17: Ew.
@yoursilverlining: D's been sick for almost a week, now E's sick, and I'm sitting here trying to vaccinate myself with wine (that works, right???) and praying that I'm somehow immune....
@yin: Oh, that's the worst! I haaated smelling the spit-up all day.
@Smurfette: It's a little bit satisfying though! (or am I just weird??)
@danda: Lol, when E was a little bit he D would hold him up facing him (like playing airplane?, but closer, and using arms instead of legs?) More than once he'd end up with drool in his mouth!
@.twist.: Oh, with socks on? That's the worst.
@MrsB2012: This happened to us this morning!!
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@JoJoGirl: haha oh my. I hate the foot-in-diaper fiasco. COME ON KID. lol
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Ugh my kid sneezed in my face two weeks ago and I am STILL fighting off that cold
Ugh kids are nasty
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This morning she looked a little red so I let her go diaper free.
She made a beeline for the couch where my basket of clean laundry was sitting, pulled it off, dumped it out, climbed on top of it and peed all over it in the ten seconds it took me to get to her from across the room. -
my 15 month old projectile vomited couple of months ago and I caught some of it in my hand and the rest was in my hair and shirt. super sexy
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M puked in DH's open mouth last week. He was tossing her around and hanging her upside down so... his fault!
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C had a blowout poo at bedtime... I got to scrub her AND the crib.
Where's my red carpet?
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@loveisstrange: I am SO over poop!
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DD pooped in the bath. So much fun.
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@Arden: At least it was contained? E gets frequent rashes, so he gets a lot of diaper free time. I understand that it means I'll sometimes have to clean up pee and poop from the floor (he's usually great about getting off the rug) but sometimes, like this morning, he poops, and before I can reach him/it he'll have stepped it it and tracked it around the house (running, of course!) and it'll be all up and down his thighs. Ugh.
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Nothing too bad. Just lots of poopsplosions recently.
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@lovehoneybee: oh no! At least it wasn't vomit??
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Apparently while changing Charlie's diaper yesterday a teeny bit got on the sheets, I smelled baby poop all night long!!! First thing this morning I stripped the bed
Then while I was in the shower, Maddy came in to tell me she had to poop ( she just started doing it on her own) well when I got out she pooped, then filled the toilet with wipes, half a costco bag of wipes!! My 11 year old was suppose to be playing with jer
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@Bao: That's true! It's very possible that I would have thrown up right back on him if that had happened!
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