So, I was getting my hair cut yesterday and I was telling my (purposefully childless) hairstylist that a certain walk (about 1.5 hours around a lake) she was recommending wouldn't necessarily work for me because my toddler really couldn't sit in the stroller for that long.

And this is the "conversation" that ensued:
"Have you ever watched Cesar Milan, the dog whisperer?"
"Um, I think I've seen a couple of episodes"
"So, he's all about being the leader of the pack. You just need to take charge and be all Cesar-like with your daughter and show her who is boss."
::Awkward Silence::
"Um. I'll let you know how that goes"

Are people for real?!?!