E was being a tiny terror this morning, so I took him for a walk to the grocery store. I had a headache from lack of coffee + screaming baby, so I made a beeline to the cafe in the store to grab a cup while I picked up a few things.

The conversation with the (probably college-student) went like this:

Me: "Hi, I'd like a large coffee please, with room for cream."
Her: "Large? Are you sure? That's a lot of coffee! Are you breast-feeding? Won't it get into your milk?"
Me: *staring at her, not saying a word as E is screaming and I'm pushing his stroller back and forth*
Her: "Ma'am, are you sure you want a large?"
Me: "If I didn't want a large I wouldn't have asked for it."

A) I can see how big your large cups are....they're prominently displayed by the register.
B) Why would you question a customer?
C) Why would you question a customer with big bags under her eyes and a screaming baby?
D) WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S OKAY TO ASK/COMMENT ON MY BOOBS?
E) Good lord just GIVE ME MY FREAKING COFFEE!!!

Sigh.