My general policy is to completely ignore mean anonymous comments on my blog, but sometimes one just sets me over the edge and I need a place to vent a sarcastic response without giving a troll the satisfaction.
So please feel free to use this thread similarly

Dear Anonymous,
Thank you so much for pointing out that my baby is ugly. I thought he was beautiful, but now I know that: a) all those strangers, friends, and relatives were lying to spare my feelings and b) my perception was clouded by a mix of hormones and infatuation. You've cured me and now I'm not even sure I like my child. I'll be consulting with plastic surgeons forthwith and will hope that once he's been made more attractive I can learn to tolerate him.
Also you are so right about my hatred of England. When I talk about cultural differences I've noticed in the UK as compared to the US, what I really mean is that England and all English people are STUPID and LAME. In fact, whenever I'm talking with my British friends and we discovers a difference I immediately yell "I'm an American!!!!" and punch them in their vaginas. It's just how I roll.
Kisses,
Meg

PS. My baby is GORGEOUS and you can suck it.