WOW. i went to dunkin donuts to buy a donut and the cashier starts talking to me about my pregnancy and then tells me i shouldnt be eating donuts and junk food. i laugh nervously and just say "Yea it will make it hard to lose the baby weight." and then she goes noooooo junk food causes autism and birth defects......OMFG are you for real????? And then she went on about how she craved veggies with her twins and that when they were bron they had green spots on their backs because of all the veggies she ate!! OMG. i'm dying.

but the good news is, that we found the cause of autism=donuts.
bad news is that i already ate a crapload of them... oops.

seriously, why do i meet all the wackos of the world?!!?1