So, I have a list of comments I feel are slightly humorous now that I am on the receiving end of them.

My number one comment, though, is when I tell someone I'm pregnant and they ask: "So, where you trying?"

I actually have a very similar inner dialogue as the one depicted in Ellen's interview with Mila Kunis:

There are different reasons why I feel weird about this question, but this interview is HILARIOUS and captures the main thoughts that go through my mind when people ask me that question.