Hellobee Boards

The other day I made cauliflower and told DD that it was white broccoli so she would eat it - much to my surprise while eating it she said "I like the cauliflower" No clue where she learned that from!

I often tell her that the neighbor girls are busy.

Every once in awhile I tell her "xyz is napping" so she moves on. I also will tell her "we are all out of snacks" as in fruit snacks since she would live off of them if we let her.

Of course I lie. I'm not a saint! (plus, I don't think white lies set your child up for a life full of child-parent distrust and conflict).

Last weekend LO asked for a donut for breakfast (why? She doesn't even get donuts!) so I gave her a piece of toast and told her it was a "flat donut". haha, worked like a charm! She raved about that donut all day!!

My iphone also mysteriously "doesn't work" or "is broken" on the regular.

I often have to tell LO that there are no more fruit snacks because she always asks for more!!!

@yoursilverlining: OMG that is awesome - a flat donut!!!

I'll confess. Earlier this week I gave LO fish and oatmeal for breakfast. Then I was too nauseated from the fish smell (& first trimester) to eat my eggs. So I had oatmeal with chocolate chips. I never plan to do that again so I told her she was allergic (which is true for the eggs I eat every other morning). I may be going to hell.

Plain rice cakes were "cookies" to my LO for longer than I'd like to admit, and also it's so strange that certain annoying shows just do NOT work on Netflix during cartoon time.