My daughter says f*ck instead of truck and c*ck instead of clock (don't want offend anyone so I am doing some censoring!). I really hope she can learn the correct pronunciations soon and not say them when I am with her in public!!
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When Charlie goes out with us, he points to people's watches and tells them they have a "clock". Only he has a similar pronunciation issue with the word clock.
One time someone had a "big clock" on their arm (it was a Swatch)... you can imagine how he described that one.
It was quite embarrassing!!!
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My friend's nephew would say "douche" instead of juice... which was hilarious. Then someone asked him to say "juice bag"-- you can only imagine what he really ended up saying.
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@mrbee: big clock! Ahaha. Ok, glad my LO is not the only one!
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Instead of the Swiper the Fox (the Dora character) my 3 yo says, "Swiper the Fock".
My favorite story is my friend's toddler who told her dad he was "d*ckless"... It was in front of a lot of relatives too. Everyone was shocked but couldn't help but laugh. Her dad was getting upset and embarassed... He almost gave her a timeout because she kept saying it over and over... "Daddy, you're d*ckless! D*ckless!" Finally, her mom figured it out. She was trying to say, "Daddy, you're RIDICULOUS!"
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hahah good thread. can't wait to see people's replies.
on the note of LOs swearing..there's the hysterical youtube video of the little girl discussing what will happen when the monster comes. she'll kick his..well, you know.
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I think this is going to be a favourite thread, Kids are so funny!
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@NYCaliMama: too funny! Ok, note to self, do not teach LO to say ridiculous anytime soon!
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@Andrea: lol and especially not to daddy!
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Hahaha! These stories are too cute!
@Sorrycharlie- I have seen that one before. I just about died. The little girl was too cute, and then when her mom tells her she should not use that word She goes "Ohhhhhhhhhhh" and giggle. Too adorable!
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My daughter had the truck problem too... we taught her to say pick up
also, for the longest time she pronounced milk like the "f" word as well...I have no clue why.
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