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Does your man keep his holey underware?

  1. avivoca

    watermelon / 14467 posts

    Yes. It is AWFUL. Once in college, he wore holey boxers and his jeans happened to have a hole in the exact same place. He didn't care that a testicle was hanging out. Now he lets me take the holey ones for cleaning rags, but it's a struggle every time.

  2. jennylynn

    persimmon / 1134 posts

    @evansjamie: "He didn't care that a testicle was hanging out" Best comment I've ever read on HB

    I also battle my husband on throwing them out. Why???

  3. mrs. bird

    bananas / 9628 posts

    @lamariniere: my MIL buys DH underwear every year at Christmas!! So weird! And they're always cheapo crap brands that get holes quickly or the discounted 'irregular' packs.

    DH won't get rid of them until they split completely. I try to throw some away, but it's not high on my priority list. He gets holes in all his clothing though- it's amazing really, even his shoes!

  4. avivoca

    watermelon / 14467 posts

    @jennylynn: I was mortified. He really could care less what people think. I threw those jeans out ASAP.

  5. GrapeCrush

    grapefruit / 4823 posts

    @lemondrop: haha I do this too!! Make a bigger hole and then he won't want to wear them(I hope anyways!)

  6. nana87

    cantaloupe / 6171 posts

    haha, I think I'm worse than dh is about this! his don't really seem to rip that often, but the dogs somehow always tend to steal mine and chew holes in them and then I still wear them anyway...nooooo idea why....

  7. PurplePeony

    pomegranate / 3113 posts

    He does, but I generally don't bother with them unless I see a REALLY bad pair (like the ones where the elastic band was literally still attached in only three places about an inch long each). Those get tossed, but I don't tell him about it and he almost never notices. Same with socks and tee shirts.

  8. Foodnerd81

    wonderful cherry / 21504 posts

    @evansjamie: OMG. That's hilarious/awful.

    I had no idea this was so common-- I thought DH was just really rough on his boxers! I'll throw them out when I notice it in the laundry and I don't get any push back. But I have to admit I'm the one who wears holey socks-- they get little holes so fast and it somehow feels wasteful to toss them right away. It makes figuring out what socks to wear to someone's house, when I know I have to take my shoes off, a lot more difficult.

    I also buy all of DH's boxers. I don't think he has bought a single pair for himself in 10 years. I think I'd be suspicious if he DID, at this point

  9. PointeShoesTutus

    clementine / 797 posts

    OMG, yes! He won't get rid of them. Since I do laundry in our house, I throw away the worst offender each time. I've purchased several new packages to replace them. Luckily, I don't think he's noticed that I've been tossing the holey underwear.

  10. Boheme

    papaya / 10473 posts

    Yep! And he has at least 10 pairs that are so thin they're transparent. He hasn't bought new underwear since we met! So gross lol

  11. SupernovaJ

    persimmon / 1141 posts

    This made me laugh so hard. Yes, mine definitely does! I just don't get how his undies get so holey, so quickly. It must be his explosive toots...

  12. SupernovaJ

    persimmon / 1141 posts

    @evansjamie: oMG!! Laughed soo hard reading this. DH will be lounging around in his undies at home. I'll be on the couch and I look over and there's a big hole right in that area and I'll freak out. Never expect to look up and see THAT staring back at me.

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