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GOLD / watermelon / 14076 posts
OMG this is amazing and so true. I am dying at this paragraph: "They should definitely have some fruit this morning. Strawberries. Too bad they're not organic. Aren't they on the dirty dozen list? It's probably better to eat air than a non-organic strawberry. They're probably just pesticides in the shape of strawberries. Strawberry-shaped toxic bombs of agricultural poison. I'll rinse them first."
grapefruit / 4988 posts
Lol.
This is me every single day: "Why haven't I heard the baby yet? Is he OK? I hope he's OK. Did he wake up last night? I can't remember. Oh no. What if I go in there and... oh, there he is. He's screaming now. I wish he'd sleep a little longer."
hostess / watermelon / 14932 posts
@lawbee11: @grizz: seriously. Olivia had non organic strawberries this morning! Guess what..they were $4 cheaper than organic. Winning!
wonderful pomelo / 30692 posts
@catlady: That's me too!! I'm always panicked when I don't hear him and then when I do, I feel a second of relief followed by "Damn it - go back to sleep!"
honeydew / 7091 posts
Hahaha, this is awesome, and SO TRUE. It's amazing how many thoughts can run through my head in 1 minute!
grapefruit / 4663 posts
So so true. Hilarious, the laundry is me no clear containers just a giant overflowing basket that's threatening to drive DH insane
coconut / 8430 posts
Lol! The laundry part is us right now. We ran out of baskets because there is just so much of it...
coconut / 8472 posts
I think someone needs to make the Lifetime movie "Stripping for Summer Camp" LOL. And I am now contemplating a cheesecake challenge.
coconut / 8234 posts
All true and too funny. I don't want to admit how many times I've wondered if my daughter was dead in the mornings because I hadn't heard her.
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