There is a #($)@#)($*@# BIRD in my house. And it will not leave. I kindly opened the window and it moronically keeps flying into the closed half rather than out the GIANT OPEN HOLE I have left for it.

There is nothing I hate more than birds. My cat is up there loving the show, and I'm so freaked out she's going to attack it and then soon not only will I have a BIRD IN MY HOUSE but I will also have bird BLOOD in my house.

Of course my husband is at work until who knows when.... I'm downstairs hiding under blankets and cringing every time I hear it bang into the glass.

Any genius ideas on how to get it OUT!!! Or thoughts on how it even got inside in the first place???

hhhhaaaatttteeee. biiiiiirds.