Hellobee Boards

Haha this made me lol! I know that DH and I both have talked in our sleep before or gotten confused because we were so drowsy, but I don't remember what things were said or done.

1) I knew DH was going to propose because in his sleep he rehashed the conversation he had with the sales lady at the jewelry store (I knew her name was Sarah and she was pregnant even though I had never met her)

2) When I was pregnant he was looked at me and said "The dog is under the bed" and I said "no she's not she's curled up right next to me" he said "not Finley the other one" well we only have Finley. I told him to worry about it in the monring and he glared and rolled over back to sleep. He remembered none of it in the monring!

Haha. That is funny! DH talks in his sleep sometimes. He's yelled out gems as, 'what do you think this is, a service station?!?' and 'he invented the dookie and the toothpick!'

@runsyellowlites: oh gosh! I had a 13th birthday party once where a girlfriend sang the ABC's and all the rest of us girls were giggling like crazy about it.

This isn't baby related, but it's so unforgettable I have to share! When I first moved-in with DH, there was one night when I was rummaging in the living room while he was sleeping. He must have been dreaming and sleep walking because he came out into the hallway, in his undies, and growled like a bear while flexing his arms like a muscle man. It's funny as hell to think back at that moment now, but it scared the crap out of me when it happened! I screamed bloody murder and he woke-up wondering what happened!

@Crumbs: hahahahahaha! OH my gosh!!!!!!

My DH talks in his sleep all the time. It's so weird. One night, he rolled over and started singing, "Mushrooms! He needs mushrooms." I thought I was going to pee my pants.

My husband talks in his sleep a lot. My two favorite stories:

1) He had killed a bee earlier in the day. I was sitting up in bed on my laptop and all of a sudden he jerks and kind of curls into the fetal position to get away from something while screaming, "The Bee! The Bee!" I rubbed his arm to wake him up and he said that he dreamt about a human-sized bee attacking him.

2) DH sits straight up in bed and holds his hand to his ear like he's holding a cell phone (he wasn't) and starts talking to his hand, "Can you hear me? I didn't hear what you said." I was hysterically laughing and told him he didn't have a phone in his hand. He woke up looked at his hand and then looked at me like I was the crazy one.

When I was about 10 I got up from bed and walked past my mom sitting in the living room and out the front door. I got into the car and proceeded to look into the back seat. When she came out I told her I couldn't find the thingy and after about 5 minutes she figured out I was looking for the bathroom. I have no memory of this whatsoever but it has taught me to put top locks on our doors for my daughter's safety.

The first time I slept over at his house I woke up and he was shaking like he was having a seizure. I was seriously worried for his safety and tried to wake him up.
He punched me in the face and i screamed.
He then woke up and was like "youre not a zombie" no duh im not.
Turns out he was dreaming that he was fighting zombies.....

@mrs. wagon: hahahah even funnier now since I've met him!

I'm actually laughing out loud at these. It's like damn you autocorrect but better!

This is my favorite thread!!
I talk in my sleep all the time but it is usually in jibberish so my husband does not understand or can't repeat what I've said. One night he said I started smiling and said, "You should try it with chocolate....chocolate". I wish I knew what I was talking about that night!!

The first few days we were home with the LO, the arrangement was for DH to get up and change his diaper before I nursed him. LO was crying so I woke up DH and asked him to change him, he stood up nodding and then said, change who? I was really mad at the time because I was exhausted too, but its funny now

My sister also had twins 8 months before I had my LO, and in the early days during one of the many night feedings I actually forgot I had a baby, thought I was feeding her son and got worried about where her daughter was, because I couldn't remember... I slowly remembered I had my own son and that's who I was breast feeding!