bananas / 9628 posts
@Arden: & @.twist.: I heard this story on the radio a couple wks ago, I mean really?? Who paints a house naked?? And why would you leave your dick stuck for TWO DAYS before getting help?!
honeydew / 7589 posts
@mrs. bird: Holy crap. I can't believe he waited two days.
eggplant / 11287 posts
@mrs. bird: Have you heard the audio clip (I think it is a prank) of the girl who stuck her hot curling iron inside her vagina and said she "fell" on it?
pineapple / 12802 posts
@mrs. bird: OMG. FELL. uh huh. fell. we believe you.
@mrs. bird: ya....ha
@mrs. bird: ya....that's a lie. he was definitely boning the pipe.
bananas / 9973 posts
omg this thread is still going strong! I HAD to show the video to my SIL and her BF this morning. They are like… "Whyyyy???!"
@shopaholic: haha we went to a party today on DH's side. We ended up mentioning it to DH's cousin who then made his wife sneak away to go watch it. She came out of the room with a stone cold look on her face and her DH with a shit eating grin on his behind her. LOOOLZ.
@.twist.: lolol! I know. I showed them all serious before we left for brunch. Her BF is pretty conservative and was like "uhhhh…" and she was questioning why and where I ever found such a thing! lol! Mom-boards "education!"
pomegranate / 3329 posts
I sent it to my Husband (he's on base in Texas), I can see he's read it but hasn't responded. I probably shocked the sh!t out of him by sending that with the question -Do you like grapefruits?
@StbHisMrs: HAHA EPIC.
bananas / 9118 posts
Wow. Where have I been? And goodness, that sure sounds messy
apricot / 348 posts
I keep checking back here to see if anyone had been brave enough to try it yet!!! That needs to happen before this thread dies! I haven't shown my hubby the video (that scarred me for life so thanks for that ) but I explained what it was and he said the same as above poster - "I'm up for it if you are are" erm how about NO. Plus I have just put clean sheets on the bed lol
pear / 1586 posts
Finally watched the video...horrifying! The sounds! Who is this lady?!?!
persimmon / 1295 posts
I just found this thread.... BAHAHAHAHAHA
nectarine / 2504 posts
This thread is too good! The sound effects had me in stitches!
grapefruit / 4235 posts
I seriously have no words.
The woman in the video sounds like the Nittany Lion, not like she's actually giving a blow job. Now this is what I think of every time I hear the Nittany Lion roar.
Also...I have grapefruit body wash...so glad THAT's ruined for me...
grapefruit / 4582 posts
@IRunForFun: penis beaker!! I LOVED that thread lol
This is amazing.
wonderful kiwi / 23653 posts
Man I totally missed this thread over the weekend...
I am not watching the video and def not gonna try it lol! I think DH would agree. I think I might just tell him about this tonight!
honeydew / 7091 posts
YOU GUYS - this is why I need to check HB on the weekends!! I can't believe I missed out on all this awesomeness! I read all 14 pages, and I have too many comments to even begin.
Just need to say that you are all hilarious, and I am super bummed that I can't watch this at work!!
I might need to sneak away to see what this is about on my phone during lunch...
Also, so many thanks to @Rainbow Sprinkles: for enlightening me!!
persimmon / 1183 posts
OMG bahahah I can't handle this. The noise!! And then those comments!! "Whoa, slow down cookie monster" and "just found my new ringtone"
Hahahahaah I can't.
nectarine / 2750 posts
I am scarred for life. Obviously, I had to share this with DH and luckily he didn't seem intrigued. I haven't brought myself to watch the video yet.
papaya / 10473 posts
@mrs. bird: @arden: You would not believe the stuff I see come through our ER in people's uh, backdoors. Light bulbs. Matchbox cars. Insanity
cantaloupe / 6059 posts
My husband bought a grapefruit with our groceries tonight! I wonder if it's a sign!! :
blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts
@coopsmama: Update us in the morning
so mr. bird came by and of course i hadn't been brave enough to watch the video alone, so i made him watch it with me.... his face was priceless, first his jaw dropped, then he cringed and started yelling, 'omg, this is some alien shit! what is wrong with her? why can't she just suck dick quietly like a normal person?' that was... wow....
pomegranate / 3658 posts
Just found this thread. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
coffee bean / 25 posts
OMG! Thanks for the late night entertainment!
apricot / 495 posts
I showed the video to my coworker and she said she's gonna try it on her man. I literally lost my mind and couldn't stop laughing. She also knew who angel was and said that's were she learned all her techniques.
GOLD / grapefruit / 4555 posts
@Cupcake: That's.... truly frightening but so funny at the same time.
cantaloupe / 6669 posts
OMG. I just found this. THE SOUNDS. Are you supposed to make sounds like that!?!?!?
cantaloupe / 6730 posts
@daniellemybelle: Hahahhaahhah! Please make sounds like that next time and then tell us what your hubby says.
@Grace: LOL - the thought!!! I'm pretty sure he would be terrified.
pear / 1650 posts
The video lived up to the hype!!!!LMAOOOO
pineapple / 12053 posts
OMG, just watched the video with DH (who said he's heard part of the video before (very suspicious!!)) and I was dying. Dying. I'm contemplating sending this to my GFs but they might think I'm crazy.
wonderful pomelo / 30692 posts
@birdofafeather: Ooooh, that's a good idea! I should send this to my girlfriends and ask if any of them have tried grapefruiting!!
cantaloupe / 6206 posts
Oh. My. God.
How am I just stumbling upon this thread NOW? That'll teach me to go on vacation..
Off to watch the video in the bathroom at work where nobody can hear..
ETA: Obvi I am a grapefruit.
pomelo / 5791 posts
Oh. My. God. Just found this. This is amazing. WTAF.
@birdofafeather: I'll send it to my GF who's getting married!
apple seed / 4 posts
Grapefruit ? He had to use a watermelon
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