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Have you ever heard of "grapefruiting?"

  1. mrs. bird

    bananas / 9628 posts

    @Arden: & @.twist.: I heard this story on the radio a couple wks ago, I mean really?? Who paints a house naked?? And why would you leave your dick stuck for TWO DAYS before getting help?!

  2. Arden

    honeydew / 7589 posts

    @mrs. bird: Holy crap. I can't believe he waited two days.

  3. Rainbow Sprinkles

    eggplant / 11287 posts

    @mrs. bird: Have you heard the audio clip (I think it is a prank) of the girl who stuck her hot curling iron inside her vagina and said she "fell" on it?

  4. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @mrs. bird: OMG. FELL. uh huh. fell. we believe you.

  5. Rainbow Sprinkles

    eggplant / 11287 posts

    @mrs. bird: ya....ha

  6. Rainbow Sprinkles

    eggplant / 11287 posts

    @mrs. bird: ya....that's a lie. he was definitely boning the pipe.

  7. shopaholic

    bananas / 9973 posts

    omg this thread is still going strong! I HAD to show the video to my SIL and her BF this morning. They are like… "Whyyyy???!"

  8. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @shopaholic: haha we went to a party today on DH's side. We ended up mentioning it to DH's cousin who then made his wife sneak away to go watch it. She came out of the room with a stone cold look on her face and her DH with a shit eating grin on his behind her. LOOOLZ.

  9. shopaholic

    bananas / 9973 posts

    @.twist.: lolol! I know. I showed them all serious before we left for brunch. Her BF is pretty conservative and was like "uhhhh…" and she was questioning why and where I ever found such a thing! lol! Mom-boards "education!"

  10. StbHisMrs

    pomegranate / 3329 posts

    I sent it to my Husband (he's on base in Texas), I can see he's read it but hasn't responded. I probably shocked the sh!t out of him by sending that with the question -Do you like grapefruits?

  11. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @StbHisMrs: HAHA EPIC.

  12. lemondrop

    bananas / 9118 posts

    Wow. Where have I been? And goodness, that sure sounds messy

  13. Mrs.Lilac

    apricot / 348 posts

    I keep checking back here to see if anyone had been brave enough to try it yet!!! That needs to happen before this thread dies! I haven't shown my hubby the video (that scarred me for life so thanks for that ) but I explained what it was and he said the same as above poster - "I'm up for it if you are are" erm how about NO. Plus I have just put clean sheets on the bed lol

  14. cheesetomywhine

    pear / 1586 posts

    Finally watched the video...horrifying! The sounds! Who is this lady?!?!

  15. IcebergMom

    persimmon / 1295 posts

    I just found this thread.... BAHAHAHAHAHA

  16. keiki_mama

    nectarine / 2504 posts

    This thread is too good! The sound effects had me in stitches!

  17. dagret

    grapefruit / 4235 posts


    I seriously have no words.

    The woman in the video sounds like the Nittany Lion, not like she's actually giving a blow job. Now this is what I think of every time I hear the Nittany Lion roar.

    Also...I have grapefruit body wash...so glad THAT's ruined for me...

  18. luckypenny

    grapefruit / 4582 posts

    @IRunForFun: penis beaker!! I LOVED that thread lol

    This is amazing.

  19. snowjewelz

    wonderful kiwi / 23653 posts

    Man I totally missed this thread over the weekend...

    I am not watching the video and def not gonna try it lol! I think DH would agree. I think I might just tell him about this tonight!

  20. swurlygurl

    honeydew / 7091 posts

    YOU GUYS - this is why I need to check HB on the weekends!! I can't believe I missed out on all this awesomeness! I read all 14 pages, and I have too many comments to even begin.

    Just need to say that you are all hilarious, and I am super bummed that I can't watch this at work!!

    I might need to sneak away to see what this is about on my phone during lunch...

    Also, so many thanks to @Rainbow Sprinkles: for enlightening me!!

  21. stiletto_mom

    persimmon / 1183 posts

    OMG bahahah I can't handle this. The noise!! And then those comments!! "Whoa, slow down cookie monster" and "just found my new ringtone"

    Hahahahaah I can't.

  22. tlcbaby

    nectarine / 2750 posts

    I am scarred for life. Obviously, I had to share this with DH and luckily he didn't seem intrigued. I haven't brought myself to watch the video yet.

  23. Boheme

    papaya / 10473 posts

    @mrs. bird: @arden: You would not believe the stuff I see come through our ER in people's uh, backdoors. Light bulbs. Matchbox cars. Insanity

  24. coopsmama

    cantaloupe / 6059 posts

    My husband bought a grapefruit with our groceries tonight! I wonder if it's a sign!! :

  25. Mrs. Oatmeal

    blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts

    @coopsmama: Update us in the morning

  26. mrs. bird

    bananas / 9628 posts

    so mr. bird came by and of course i hadn't been brave enough to watch the video alone, so i made him watch it with me.... his face was priceless, first his jaw dropped, then he cringed and started yelling, 'omg, this is some alien shit! what is wrong with her? why can't she just suck dick quietly like a normal person?' that was... wow....

  27. PawPrints

    pomegranate / 3658 posts

    Just found this thread. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

  28. Mamatang

    coffee bean / 25 posts

    OMG! Thanks for the late night entertainment!

  29. Cupcake

    apricot / 495 posts

    I showed the video to my coworker and she said she's gonna try it on her man. I literally lost my mind and couldn't stop laughing. She also knew who angel was and said that's were she learned all her techniques.

  30. Mrs. Grizzly Bear

    GOLD / grapefruit / 4555 posts

    @Cupcake: That's.... truly frightening but so funny at the same time.

  31. daniellemybelle

    cantaloupe / 6669 posts

    OMG. I just found this. THE SOUNDS. Are you supposed to make sounds like that!?!?!?

  32. Grace

    cantaloupe / 6730 posts

    @daniellemybelle: Hahahhaahhah! Please make sounds like that next time and then tell us what your hubby says.

  33. daniellemybelle

    cantaloupe / 6669 posts

    @Grace: LOL - the thought!!! I'm pretty sure he would be terrified.

  34. MrsLilybugg

    pear / 1650 posts

    The video lived up to the hype!!!!LMAOOOO

  35. birdofafeather

    pineapple / 12053 posts

    OMG, just watched the video with DH (who said he's heard part of the video before (very suspicious!!)) and I was dying. Dying. I'm contemplating sending this to my GFs but they might think I'm crazy.

  36. Adira

    wonderful pomelo / 30692 posts

    @birdofafeather: Ooooh, that's a good idea! I should send this to my girlfriends and ask if any of them have tried grapefruiting!!

  37. JoJoGirl

    cantaloupe / 6206 posts

    Oh. My. God.

    How am I just stumbling upon this thread NOW? That'll teach me to go on vacation..

    Off to watch the video in the bathroom at work where nobody can hear..

    ETA: Obvi I am a grapefruit.

  38. ValentineMommy

    pomelo / 5791 posts

    Oh. My. God. Just found this. This is amazing. WTAF.

  39. shopaholic

    bananas / 9973 posts

    @birdofafeather: I'll send it to my GF who's getting married!

  40. barryb2008

    apple seed / 4 posts

    Grapefruit ? He had to use a watermelon

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