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Have you ever heard of "grapefruiting?"

  1. oliviaoblivia

    pineapple / 12793 posts

    Geez a girl goes to bed early one time and everyone on HB turns into zombie grapefruit BJ enthusiasts.

    This is hilarious!

  2. Happygal

    pomelo / 5000 posts

    @Rainbow Sprinkles: did you have 101 questions for your friend?! Did she just casually offer this information up?

  3. Synchronicity

    grapefruit / 4089 posts

    Hahahaha how is this still going?!

  4. Grace

    cantaloupe / 6730 posts

    @GrapeCrush: LOL! I might have to wake DH with the video. Stratigically paused at the appropriate spot of course.

    Btw, you ladies - I was up waaaaaaay too late reading this thread. I thought I would wake up the house I was laughing so hard.

  5. Pepper

    pomelo / 5820 posts

    @petunia354: Haha you have to watch it! The sound is something to experience

  6. Mrs. Grizzly Bear

    GOLD / grapefruit / 4555 posts

    @Grace: Me too!! I was up reading allthe comments Nd hubs said I was going to wake the kids with my giggles. The bed was shaking. I told him I absolutely had to post my 'sounds like a hair dryer' comment before bed because I was sure Mr. Bee would have locked this topic by now, lol

  7. Littlebit

    nectarine / 2932 posts

    @Rainbow Sprinkles: oh my gosh. This is crazy! I am cracking up over all these comments. But the most shocking thing to me is that a friend of yours said she did it?!? Bahahahaha I need more info on that conversation!

  8. californiadreams

    pomegranate / 3411 posts

    last night my 19 month old who has been sleeping 11-12 hours straight for at least the past 5 months woke up and would not go back to sleep for almost 2 hours. I was walking around our apt with him in my arms and my phone in my hand.

    I would like to thank this thread for getting me through that

  9. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    So, I couldn't stop reading this thread last night and giggling insanely and forced DH to watch the video. It all engrained into his head because he had a dream last night about being in the grocery store and seeing a special aisle dedicated to special grapefruits!

    Ahahaha my husband.

  10. Boheme

    papaya / 10473 posts

    My husband woke me up by making that noise in my ear. Nooooooo!!!

  11. petunia354

    pomegranate / 3863 posts

    @.twist.: hahahahhahha brainwashed husband!!!!

  12. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @grizz: evil man! Hahahahahaha

  13. Mrs. Oatmeal

    blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts

    I took a photo of DH at the grocery store this morning. He's choosing his grapefruit lol. But...he refuses to let me post it for you ladies.

  14. Mrs. Grizzly Bear

    GOLD / grapefruit / 4555 posts

    @redsmarties: Noooooooooooooo have to see it!! Make it gold

  15. Mrs. Grizzly Bear

    GOLD / grapefruit / 4555 posts

    @grizz: I turned to hubs, looked at him, and started making the noise first thing this morning. We both busted out laughing and went to go get the kids (who were already making a racket to be picked up). It was priceless

  16. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @redsmarties: make it goooooooold! Haha

  17. Mrs. Oatmeal

    blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts

    Done

  18. photojane

    cantaloupe / 6164 posts

    I was sick & went to bed early, and woke up to THIS. That's a noise you can never forget. Anytime a jet flies over, I'll have mental pictures of Angel & her grapefruit.

  19. Ra

    honeydew / 7586 posts

    I do not have words after reading this thread. I try to talk, and "smlptruonbvfsgnmnvjlfnkkvsdbnnkidaVbj" comes out.

  20. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @rahlyrah: lol!

  21. Mama Bird

    pomegranate / 3127 posts

    Hahaha I'll never look at grapefruit the same again! But... but... isn't this kind of messy? Would the guy need a trusty penis beaker by his side?

  22. Sophs Mama

    apricot / 429 posts

    How is this on page 12??

  23. Mrs. Oatmeal

    blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts

    @Mama Bird: what is a penis beaker? Lol sounds like fun

    @rahlyrah: lol

  24. Mae

    papaya / 10343 posts

    so I didn't comment on this thread last night bc my baby was too wiggy to type and hold her at the same time.... but omfg best thread over.

  25. Mrs. Taco

    pear / 1639 posts

    Clearly my Friday night was lame compared to you ladies on this thread. I need to pencil in HB for next Friday....

  26. Ash

    honeydew / 7909 posts

    Oh my goodness.

    I know someone on hb will be trying this!

  27. lawbee11

    GOLD / watermelon / 14076 posts

    If y'all don't follow HB on IG then you should definitely start #grapefruiting

  28. pl0508

    GOLD / grapefruit / 4007 posts

    seriously dying that this is on page 12!

  29. Cupcake

    apricot / 495 posts

    Omg

    Julep is grape fruiting



  30. IRunForFun

    pomelo / 5509 posts

    @Mama Bird: PENIS BEAKER!!!! Yessss. I love that you went there.

  31. petunia354

    pomegranate / 3863 posts

    PSA from Angel: Not all grapefruits are created equal ladies, make sure you get Ruby Red, its sweeter

  32. Shutterbug

    grapefruit / 4703 posts

    LOL you GUYS. This pic popped up on the 'explore' page of my IG. Does this local donut shop know about grapefruiting??



  33. mrs. bird

    bananas / 9628 posts

    @Shutterbug: O.M.G. hahahahahahaha! that is a pretty small hole though.........

  34. Mrs. Grizzly Bear

    GOLD / grapefruit / 4555 posts

    @IRunForFun: Okay, I looked up penis beaker and came up with an Ikea image for a product. I'm assuming that's what you guys are talking about??

  35. IRunForFun

    pomelo / 5509 posts

  36. Pepper

    pomelo / 5820 posts

    Good lord I forgot about the penis beaker. Classic!

  37. Synchronicity

    grapefruit / 4089 posts

    Ahhh, the penis beaker! So good.

  38. Dandelion

    watermelon / 14206 posts

    omg I just now opened this thread and read all the posts. I'm in stitches!

  39. Mrs. Grizzly Bear

    GOLD / grapefruit / 4555 posts

    @IRunForFun:

  40. CupQuakeWalk

    coconut / 8475 posts

    @lawbee11: you are out of control on IG!!! I love it:)

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