pineapple / 12793 posts
Geez a girl goes to bed early one time and everyone on HB turns into zombie grapefruit BJ enthusiasts.
This is hilarious!
pomelo / 5000 posts
@Rainbow Sprinkles: did you have 101 questions for your friend?! Did she just casually offer this information up?
cantaloupe / 6730 posts
@GrapeCrush: LOL! I might have to wake DH with the video. Stratigically paused at the appropriate spot of course.
Btw, you ladies - I was up waaaaaaay too late reading this thread. I thought I would wake up the house I was laughing so hard.
pomelo / 5820 posts
@petunia354: Haha you have to watch it! The sound is something to experience
GOLD / grapefruit / 4555 posts
@Grace: Me too!! I was up reading allthe comments Nd hubs said I was going to wake the kids with my giggles. The bed was shaking. I told him I absolutely had to post my 'sounds like a hair dryer' comment before bed because I was sure Mr. Bee would have locked this topic by now, lol
nectarine / 2932 posts
@Rainbow Sprinkles: oh my gosh. This is crazy! I am cracking up over all these comments. But the most shocking thing to me is that a friend of yours said she did it?!? Bahahahaha I need more info on that conversation!
pomegranate / 3411 posts
last night my 19 month old who has been sleeping 11-12 hours straight for at least the past 5 months woke up and would not go back to sleep for almost 2 hours. I was walking around our apt with him in my arms and my phone in my hand.
I would like to thank this thread for getting me through that
pineapple / 12802 posts
So, I couldn't stop reading this thread last night and giggling insanely and forced DH to watch the video. It all engrained into his head because he had a dream last night about being in the grocery store and seeing a special aisle dedicated to special grapefruits!
Ahahaha my husband.
blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts
I took a photo of DH at the grocery store this morning. He's choosing his grapefruit lol. But...he refuses to let me post it for you ladies.
GOLD / grapefruit / 4555 posts
@redsmarties: Noooooooooooooo have to see it!! Make it gold
GOLD / grapefruit / 4555 posts
@grizz: I turned to hubs, looked at him, and started making the noise first thing this morning. We both busted out laughing and went to go get the kids (who were already making a racket to be picked up). It was priceless
cantaloupe / 6164 posts
I was sick & went to bed early, and woke up to THIS. That's a noise you can never forget. Anytime a jet flies over, I'll have mental pictures of Angel & her grapefruit.
honeydew / 7586 posts
I do not have words after reading this thread. I try to talk, and "smlptruonbvfsgnmnvjlfnkkvsdbnnkidaVbj" comes out.
pomegranate / 3127 posts
Hahaha I'll never look at grapefruit the same again! But... but... isn't this kind of messy? Would the guy need a trusty penis beaker by his side?
blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts
@Mama Bird: what is a penis beaker? Lol sounds like fun
@rahlyrah: lol
papaya / 10343 posts
so I didn't comment on this thread last night bc my baby was too wiggy to type and hold her at the same time.... but omfg best thread over.
pear / 1639 posts
Clearly my Friday night was lame compared to you ladies on this thread. I need to pencil in HB for next Friday....
GOLD / watermelon / 14076 posts
If y'all don't follow HB on IG then you should definitely start #grapefruiting
pomegranate / 3863 posts
PSA from Angel: Not all grapefruits are created equal ladies, make sure you get Ruby Red, its sweeter
grapefruit / 4703 posts
LOL you GUYS. This pic popped up on the 'explore' page of my IG. Does this local donut shop know about grapefruiting??
bananas / 9628 posts
@Shutterbug: O.M.G. hahahahahahaha! that is a pretty small hole though.........
GOLD / grapefruit / 4555 posts
@IRunForFun: Okay, I looked up penis beaker and came up with an Ikea image for a product. I'm assuming that's what you guys are talking about??
pomelo / 5509 posts
watermelon / 14206 posts
omg I just now opened this thread and read all the posts. I'm in stitches!
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