-
Mr. Bee just posted a new thread 50 minutes ago. He has officially seen the grapefruiting thread and is ignoring it.
-
@Rainbow Sprinkles: Awesome.
-
Do you think it matters if it's ruby red vs yellow? Maybe the colors offer variety.
-
@Crystal: she suggests the ruby red in the video...
I'm actually crying I"m laughing so hard. I wish I was here 2 hours ago when this started.
-
@Crystal: Is it weird that all I could think of was increased CM when she talking about the juice? Yeah, it's weird... I would rather just use Mucinex.
-
I think I just peed my pants explaining this to DH.
-
@simplyfelicity: Hahahahha!
@MrsB2012: she is the expert!
Is it weird that I imagine it like this?
-
@Rainbow Sprinkles: OMGOMGOMG! The video! The sounds! The graphics! I've literally been laughing in tears for over 15 min. and trying so hard not to wake the baby! Thanks for a hilarious, yet disturbing Friday night in!
@babyjmama: GF - you are on FIRE tonight! Proud To Be A Grapefruit! :P!
@googly-eyes: WTF?! A watermelon?! Then that definitely belongs in the diet and exercise category!
@Mrs. Jump Rope: You and I both! I had to check with a FleshLite was and now I'll be haunted by Amazon history! ahhh!
I'm glad Mr. Bee is avoiding this thread. But I can't imagine how many more HITS on Google HB will get now related to Grapefruiting! OK dying and DH just got home so I of course need to show him this video!
-
Holy Shit!! I cannot unsee that video!! Is my husband the only one who wants sex after a bj, because that seriously scares me!!
I'm sending that video to him in the morning, maybe I should send a grapefruit themed care package?
-
@Rainbow Sprinkles: You win the Internet.
This thread is amazing. And hilarious. And...I have no words!
-
I admit I haven't read all 11pages yet, but omg.
As a follow up
Ask a sex therapist video on why this isn't a good idea. I cracked up around a minute 40 seconds.
"I'm just trying to save a life" lol
-
Just catching up to this in the AM and am giggling over the comments.
-
Wow. Quickly check HB after a 3 am feeding and this is what I find.
-
@Espion: @Rainbow Sprinkles: Obviously leaving my house was a huge mistake!
@Zbug: I can't even imagine explaining this to my DH! He's hard to shock, but this one might do it, haha.
@Mrs. Yoyo: Haha!
-
Well I must say that I'm now feeling rather more informed than I was ten minutes ago - there's a whole other world out there!
-
Holy crap! I actually get to go to sleep at a decent hour and I miss all this??? It's 4:40am so I can't watch the video but this thread is hilarious! I only read through page 3 but did someone bring up the scene in Good Luck Chuck where his friend was masturbating into a grapefruit? That's immediately what came to mind when I saw this thread - I didn't think it was an actual thing couples do!
-
I stayed up waaaayyy later than I should have at a 1am MOTN wake up to finish reading this thread. I nearly woke up LO several times with my laugher. I haven't watched the video yet (sleeping baby and all) but I will be showing it to DH because holy shit it sounds hilarious.
-
I went to bed and this thread had like 2 pages. I'm nursing dd and my stomach is jiggling from laughing so hard!
-
0_______0
I cannot unread what has been read.
-
@Mrs. Yoyo: hahaha
-
I can't believe I wake up and see this thread has 11 pages. History for the fastest HB thread ever.
-
I didn't want to go to bed last night in case I missed Mr. bee's response! I see he has yet to make a peep....
-
Uhh ewwww... And in that postpartum time since when is it about his sexual needs? He can take care of himself if he feels the need is so great.
-
@Rainbow Sprinkles: is this a joke?
ewww
-
best. thread. ever.
-
Omg! I can't believe I went to bed last night at page 2 and woke up to see 9 more pages!! This is amazing.....I still haven't watched the video. Something about a chupacabra/dying animal/sucking a d into a hand dryer makes me nervous
-
This whole thread is hilarious. Glad my post list is gold only because a grapefruiting creeper can't look at all my other really exciting baby related posts and comments. Haha.
-
I asked Dh this morning if he ever heard of grapefruiting. He had not, we laughed, laughed about it being on hellobee mixed in with "how do I get my baby to sleep", moved on.
Ten minutes later I hear a tell tale zombie attack noise from his laptop and he's found the video and is watching it. Hahaha.
He wanted to know why Angie would put a video of herself doing that but I explained that she is a certified fellatio instructor, which makes it ok.
-
I wanted to wake my husband up this morning by playing the video in his ear. He said he'd be pissed. That nobody wants to be woken up with that noise. So I might wait till tomorrow when he's 'forgotten'. But really, no one can forget that! Haha
-
@CupQuakeWalk: No, I totally agree!! But it does, doesn't it?? Or am I just crazy?
So I showed hubs this video last night before bed and the reaction was... Priceless. The curious look of horror followed by outbursts of laughter. It was funnier watching it with him!!
-
@Bookish: No, you cannot. Nor can you unwatch - but you NEED to see this. Trust me
@petunia354: I love how my description is tacked on there at the end. Thanks for including me
-
I cannot believe this is a real thing! I'm dying over that video. I'm gonna have nightmares about that sound.
-
@Bookish: trust me. You need to watch her suck the D with the G.
Best. Thread. Ever.
-
I just showed DH...this first thing he saw upon waking this morning.
I'm pretty sure I peed myself all over again at his reaction. -
I gave the iPad to the DH last night and said "here, watch this!" Haha.
He started watching it and told me he heard about this on Howard Stern. He said they played the video on the radio.
He wasn't going to watch the whole thing because he heard it already but I forced him to watch the whole thing.
He wishes he didn't have to see that. Haha! I guess hearing it on the radio wasn't as bad as the video. Haha!
-
@bluestriped bee: now that he's seen it he won't let you blindfold him! He will know you aren't just wearing Victorias secrets!!! Silly lady, your plan is foiled!!!
-
OMG! I tried to resist watching the video but I couldn't! I'm dyyyyyying! Who thinks of this stuff??
-
@babyjmama: haha! Well, I shouldn't grapefruit him (LOL sounds funny saying that!) because he has a mild allergy to oranges. Though, I think he still drinks OJ. He had an allergy test a while ago and I can't remember what his results were.
I might have to watermelon him!
Lol! I don't know what sounds worse... Grapefruiting or watermeloning!
Though, I love fruit. I don't want to waste it on him. Haha.
-
Omg. Not what I expected to read when browsing HB this morning. The whole concept is hilarious, but the most entertaining thing is reading all of your reactions! F-bombs galore!
Happy Saturday, ladies! -
oh ma gawd. what?
This reminds me of college.... the boys down the hall had a very lonely roommate. So they took a roll of toilet paper, took out the cardboard roll, and then stretched a condom over it.... apparently he REALLY enjoyed it. They called it "rolling"
ewww
- Google Plus
- Stumbleupon
- Twitter
- Facebook
- Pinterest
- Favorite1
620 comments