apricot / 313 posts
Apparently she's having a hard time breathing doing a BJ, must be why all the horrible sounds. maybe she could use an oral snorkel. I think it would work like a sleep apnea device does for snorers .
grapefruit / 4997 posts
@MamaPhoenix: I can not stop laughing! I feel like a 12 year old boy right now. Hahahaha
blogger / coconut / 8306 posts
@MamaPhoenix: HAHAHAHAHA
And your man won't even know you're wearing it because he's blindfolded!
blogger / coconut / 8306 posts
My husband just kissed me goodnight and made the spit sucker dying animal sound.
I can tell this is going to be a "thing" for awhile.
grapefruit / 4819 posts
@Mrs. Jump Rope: Stop, seriously stop. I can't breathe right now!
@MamaPhoenix: How on earth does that thing work?!? Oral snorkel, oh lord, this is too much!
eggplant / 11408 posts
OMG, that demo!!!! How can she go back to narrating so calmly after that?!
I am hiding in the kitchen laughing into my pillow so I don't wake.the baby by laughing..
clementine / 780 posts
I thought grapefruiting was going to be like organic, edible cock ring or something but i guessed wrong after seeig Angel show me how its done! Dangggg
grapefruit / 4997 posts
@Mrs. Jump Rope: LOL!!! Oh no he didn't... Hahaha he's too too funny! I can't wait to show my DH tomorrow, he is already asleep!
coconut / 8475 posts
@Mrs. Jump Rope: he's sending you signs! Someone wants to get blindfolded tonight, baby!!!
blogger / wonderful cherry / 21616 posts
@.twist.: I could not have lived without this tonight. this thread has made. my. day. I am crying and peeing over here.
pineapple / 12802 posts
@Mrs. Pen: I know. I'm trying to convince myself I don't like it. But I do. I might not do it, but I like it. It's so funny.
eggplant / 11408 posts
@Mrs. Jump Rope: too much effort. Not enough fruit. Dying over here!
coconut / 8861 posts
And I've now watched the video twice, once cackling by myself and with DH. When she started sucking, he backed away from the iPad with a frightful look on his face. He was quiet before saying I have to do that next time (joking) and mentioning a 50% off Ann Taylor deal tomorrow. Yep, I broke my husband.
grapefruit / 4703 posts
@Mrs. Jump Rope: LOL the Sean Bean one... His hand
This thread is everything. I'm afraid to watch the video with sound because I'm in bed and DH is asleep. Don't really want to explain that one to him haha!
blogger / coconut / 8306 posts
@Rainbow Sprinkles: why, do you want to do this in bulk?
GOLD / grapefruit / 4555 posts
I can't believe I got sucked into this thread (and reading all 9!!! Pages of comments). But I honestly think those noises kinda sound like an automated hand dryer?? You know, when you get your hands too close to one of them in the restroom and it turns out to be some weird behemoth automated hand dryers that can make your skin ripple. Am I the only one??
But seriously. Best. Thread. Ever.
coconut / 8861 posts
So does this thread mean there's a grapefruit themed swap in our future?
coconut / 8475 posts
@Rainbow Sprinkles: whoh, slow down girl. She didn't say to do every night of the week, damn.
blogger / wonderful cherry / 21616 posts
@cascademom: hahahah what will we swap?! grapefruit mugs? grapefruit key chains?
hostess / wonderful apple seed / 16729 posts
@Rainbow Sprinkles: need a year supply of grapefruit, aye?
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