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Have you ever heard of "grapefruiting?"

  1. Kimberlybee

    grapefruit / 4997 posts

    @redsmarties: "Mmmmm mmmmm yum yum" queen represent!! LOL

  2. LovelyPlum

    eggplant / 11408 posts

    I am dying right now, and I haven't even watched it yet...

  3. MamaPhoenix

    apricot / 313 posts

    Apparently she's having a hard time breathing doing a BJ, must be why all the horrible sounds. maybe she could use an oral snorkel. I think it would work like a sleep apnea device does for snorers .



  4. Kimberlybee

    grapefruit / 4997 posts

    @MamaPhoenix: I can not stop laughing! I feel like a 12 year old boy right now. Hahahaha

  5. Mrs. Jump Rope

    blogger / coconut / 8306 posts

    @MamaPhoenix: HAHAHAHAHA

    And your man won't even know you're wearing it because he's blindfolded!

  6. MamaPhoenix

    apricot / 313 posts

    @Mrs. Jump Rope: I just died!!!!!!!

  7. shopaholic

    bananas / 9973 posts

    haven't even gotten through page 2 of this thread. DYYYYIINNNGGG!

  8. Mrs. Jump Rope

    blogger / coconut / 8306 posts

    My husband just kissed me goodnight and made the spit sucker dying animal sound.

    I can tell this is going to be a "thing" for awhile.

  9. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @MamaPhoenix: stahp! I can't! OMG!

  10. Radish

    nectarine / 2079 posts

    This thread certainly livened up a dull night.

  11. Ree723

    grapefruit / 4819 posts

    @Mrs. Jump Rope: Stop, seriously stop. I can't breathe right now!

    @MamaPhoenix: How on earth does that thing work?!? Oral snorkel, oh lord, this is too much!

  12. LovelyPlum

    eggplant / 11408 posts

    OMG, that demo!!!! How can she go back to narrating so calmly after that?!

    I am hiding in the kitchen laughing into my pillow so I don't wake.the baby by laughing..

  13. Dapple Grey

    clementine / 780 posts

    I thought grapefruiting was going to be like organic, edible cock ring or something but i guessed wrong after seeig Angel show me how its done! Dangggg

  14. Kimberlybee

    grapefruit / 4997 posts

    @Mrs. Jump Rope: LOL!!! Oh no he didn't... Hahaha he's too too funny! I can't wait to show my DH tomorrow, he is already asleep!

  15. CupQuakeWalk

    coconut / 8475 posts

    @Mrs. Jump Rope: he's sending you signs! Someone wants to get blindfolded tonight, baby!!!

  16. Kimberlybee

    grapefruit / 4997 posts

    @shopaholic: just watch the YouTube video, it's crazy funny!

  17. Mrs. Jump Rope

    blogger / coconut / 8306 posts











  18. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @Mrs. Jump Rope: oh.my.good.god.

  19. Mrs. Pickle

    blogger / wonderful cherry / 21628 posts

    Well. I missed a lot.

  20. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @Leialou: are you sure? I feel like we could all live without this.

  21. Mrs. Pen

    blogger / wonderful cherry / 21616 posts

    @.twist.: I could not have lived without this tonight. this thread has made. my. day. I am crying and peeing over here.

  22. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @Mrs. Pen: I know. I'm trying to convince myself I don't like it. But I do. I might not do it, but I like it. It's so funny.

  23. MamaPhoenix

    apricot / 313 posts

    @Ree723: I have not had the pleasure of using it!



  24. LovelyPlum

    eggplant / 11408 posts

    @Mrs. Jump Rope: too much effort. Not enough fruit. Dying over here!

  25. Pepper

    pomelo / 5820 posts

  26. mrsjyw

    GOLD / wonderful apricot / 22646 posts

    This thread has to be a record... Lol dying

  27. cascademom

    coconut / 8861 posts

    And I've now watched the video twice, once cackling by myself and with DH. When she started sucking, he backed away from the iPad with a frightful look on his face. He was quiet before saying I have to do that next time (joking) and mentioning a 50% off Ann Taylor deal tomorrow. Yep, I broke my husband.

  28. Kimberlybee

    grapefruit / 4997 posts

    @Pepper: LOL!!!! Ouch!!!

  29. Shutterbug

    grapefruit / 4703 posts

    @Mrs. Jump Rope: LOL the Sean Bean one... His hand

    This thread is everything. I'm afraid to watch the video with sound because I'm in bed and DH is asleep. Don't really want to explain that one to him haha!

  30. Mrs. Jump Rope

    blogger / coconut / 8306 posts

    @Pepper: hahaha "you are going to have a bad time"

  31. Rainbow Sprinkles

    eggplant / 11287 posts

    Do they carry grapefruits at costco??

  32. Mrs. Jump Rope

    blogger / coconut / 8306 posts

    @Rainbow Sprinkles: why, do you want to do this in bulk?

  33. Mrs. Grizzly Bear

    GOLD / grapefruit / 4555 posts

    I can't believe I got sucked into this thread (and reading all 9!!! Pages of comments). But I honestly think those noises kinda sound like an automated hand dryer?? You know, when you get your hands too close to one of them in the restroom and it turns out to be some weird behemoth automated hand dryers that can make your skin ripple. Am I the only one??

    But seriously. Best. Thread. Ever.

  34. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @Rainbow Sprinkles: in bulk, genius.

  35. immabeetoo

    honeydew / 7687 posts

    first time I ever looked back and a thread had grown 9 pages

  36. cascademom

    coconut / 8861 posts

    So does this thread mean there's a grapefruit themed swap in our future?

  37. CupQuakeWalk

    coconut / 8475 posts

    @Rainbow Sprinkles: whoh, slow down girl. She didn't say to do every night of the week, damn.

  38. Mrs. Pen

    blogger / wonderful cherry / 21616 posts

    @cascademom: hahahah what will we swap?! grapefruit mugs? grapefruit key chains?



  39. BSB

    hostess / wonderful apple seed / 16729 posts

    @Rainbow Sprinkles: need a year supply of grapefruit, aye?

  40. Mrs. Jump Rope

    blogger / coconut / 8306 posts

    @Mrs. Pen: Christmas ornaments!!

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