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Have you ever heard of "grapefruiting?"

  1. Mrs. Sunshine

    hostess / cantaloupe / 6486 posts

    @kjpugs: I wonder what that would even entail? lol

  2. lilteacherbee

    cantaloupe / 6791 posts

    @Pepper: hahahaha I can't even imagine...

  3. Arden

    honeydew / 7589 posts

    @IRunForFun: I can get a photo... lol

    On second thought, that HAS to break some kind of hellobee rule. I hope. @mrbee make a no terrifying photos rule!

  4. lawbee11

    GOLD / watermelon / 14076 posts

    @kjpugs: Pineapple?!?! Gah I just squeezed my legs together so tightly! I was thinking more like cucumber or small eggplant.

  5. GrapeCrush

    grapefruit / 4823 posts

    Oh god...I need to watch this video...but scared to lol

  6. Pepper

    pomelo / 5820 posts

    @Arden: Wait, I missed this last line. An anal hook??? What?? lol!

  7. Mrs. Oatmeal

    blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts

    @kjpugs: Owwwww pineapples!

  8. kjpugs

    grapefruit / 4862 posts

    @lawbee11: use for leftover pineapple core?? ((Shudder))

  9. Arden

    honeydew / 7589 posts

    @Pepper: Bahahaa yes. It's real. I have seen it. While looking for something totally non-sexual.

  10. Mrs. Sunshine

    hostess / cantaloupe / 6486 posts

    @GrapeCrush: watch it!

  11. kjpugs

    grapefruit / 4862 posts

    Adding that I do NOT suggest nor want a pineapple in my area. Just trying to think up something as crazy as grapefruiting a mans privates.

  12. IRunForFun

    pomelo / 5509 posts

    @lawbee11: For some reason "small eggplant" made me LOL.

    @Arden: What non-sexual thing were you looking for that was even remotely similar to anal hook?

  13. Mrs. Jump Rope

    blogger / coconut / 8306 posts

    @Pepper: read the reviews! I'm dying.

  14. MamaMoose

    GOLD / squash / 13464 posts

    @Mrs. Jump Rope: I have also never heard of the flesh light so don't feel bad!

  15. Arden

    honeydew / 7589 posts

    @IRunForFun: I was looking at closet organization systems. Not even kidding.

  16. MamaMoose

    GOLD / squash / 13464 posts

    @kjpugs: don't pretend that spiky exterior doesn't turn you on.

  17. Arden

    honeydew / 7589 posts

    Also, I just checked... 14 different anal hooks available on Amazon. You have choices!

    ETA: Damn it. Now it's going to show up every time I get on Amazon under "Were you looking for this?"

    ETA 2: Ahhhh the "Related to items you viewed" section!!! The horror!!!!

  18. Mrs. Oatmeal

    blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts

    @Arden: Ahahah - a nice anal hook alongside your new matching hangers and towel racks?

  19. Arden

    honeydew / 7589 posts

    @lawbee11: Or a zucchini or a banana or basically anything OTHER than a pineapple.

  20. delight

    pomelo / 5326 posts

    @MamaMoose: I have never heard of flesh light either!

    I may have to clear my browser history after tonight...

  21. BSB

    hostess / wonderful apple seed / 16729 posts

    @.twist.: haha! You should create a meme for future HB comments!

  22. lawbee11

    GOLD / watermelon / 14076 posts

    Ok the next HB emoji obviously needs to be a grapefruit

  23. Rainbow Sprinkles

    eggplant / 11287 posts

    Isn't grapefruit a bee level? Who's a grapefruit right now?

  24. Mrs. Jump Rope

    blogger / coconut / 8306 posts

    @lawbee11: snort.

  25. Pepper

    pomelo / 5820 posts

    @Mrs. Jump Rope: LOL. So detailed!

  26. Rainbow Sprinkles

    eggplant / 11287 posts

    @redsmarties: you're a grapefruit!!!!

  27. Synchronicity

    grapefruit / 4089 posts

    @bluestriped bee: We should probably request a watercolour pineapple emoticon, for convenience!

  28. GrapeCrush

    grapefruit / 4823 posts

    Good lord!! Just watched with DH and he was like 'WTF!?' He said if he sees grapefruits in the house he's leaving! Lol

  29. Synchronicity

    grapefruit / 4089 posts

    @lawbee11: Woops, you win that round! Haha

  30. Mrs. Oatmeal

    blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts

    @Rainbow Sprinkles: Damn it! Hahaha. Its a sad state of affairs when I'm mortified to have 'grapefruit' next to my name.

  31. IRunForFun

    pomelo / 5509 posts

    @Arden: I didn't realize my DH was automatically signed into Amazon on his account and searched anal hooks...I'm frightened about what types of things they're going to recommend to him now!

  32. jetsa

    grapefruit / 4663 posts

    OMG the noises in that video are insane.

    @Arden: @Mrs. Jump Rope: neither my hubs or I know what this is...I'm scared to google

    ETA: ok that wasn't bad. I can't believe it's on amazon

  33. Synchronicity

    grapefruit / 4089 posts

    @redsmarties: HAHAHA that's awesome! You are our new representative!

  34. Mrs. Oatmeal

    blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts

    @IRunForFun: Ahaha so funny! I should search anal hooks on my husband's work account. He's a pastor. Much fun.

  35. Arden

    honeydew / 7589 posts

    @jetsa: What the fleshlight? Your husband has never heard of this?

    Dang girls. I was homeschooled!

  36. Mrs. Oatmeal

    blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts

    @PermaStudent: And I'm stuck a grapefruit for at least 500 more posts!

  37. delight

    pomelo / 5326 posts

    @Rainbow Sprinkles: muhahahaha
    @redsmarties: quick, make 559 posts so you can escape this godawful fruit!

  38. avivoca

    watermelon / 14467 posts

    This thread has made my night. I'm crying just reading the conversation.



  39. CupQuakeWalk

    coconut / 8475 posts

    @Rainbow Sprinkles: omg OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I just watched the video. My heart is pounding so fast and I'm so scared!!!! WHAT WAS THAT?!
    I was not prepared for her to whip out a big black dick and start making those horrifying sounds
    OMG I'm seriously so scared right now.

  40. IRunForFun

    pomelo / 5509 posts

    @redsmarties: HAHA omg, I can't even imagine!

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