honeydew / 7589 posts
@IRunForFun: I can get a photo... lol
On second thought, that HAS to break some kind of hellobee rule. I hope. @mrbee make a no terrifying photos rule!
GOLD / watermelon / 14076 posts
@kjpugs: Pineapple?!?! Gah I just squeezed my legs together so tightly! I was thinking more like cucumber or small eggplant.
honeydew / 7589 posts
@Pepper: Bahahaa yes. It's real. I have seen it. While looking for something totally non-sexual.
grapefruit / 4862 posts
Adding that I do NOT suggest nor want a pineapple in my area. Just trying to think up something as crazy as grapefruiting a mans privates.
pomelo / 5509 posts
@lawbee11: For some reason "small eggplant" made me LOL.
@Arden: What non-sexual thing were you looking for that was even remotely similar to anal hook?
GOLD / squash / 13464 posts
@Mrs. Jump Rope: I have also never heard of the flesh light so don't feel bad!
honeydew / 7589 posts
@IRunForFun: I was looking at closet organization systems. Not even kidding.
GOLD / squash / 13464 posts
@kjpugs: don't pretend that spiky exterior doesn't turn you on.
honeydew / 7589 posts
Also, I just checked... 14 different anal hooks available on Amazon. You have choices!
ETA: Damn it. Now it's going to show up every time I get on Amazon under "Were you looking for this?"
ETA 2: Ahhhh the "Related to items you viewed" section!!! The horror!!!!
blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts
@Arden: Ahahah - a nice anal hook alongside your new matching hangers and towel racks?
honeydew / 7589 posts
@lawbee11: Or a zucchini or a banana or basically anything OTHER than a pineapple.
pomelo / 5326 posts
@MamaMoose: I have never heard of flesh light either!
I may have to clear my browser history after tonight...
hostess / wonderful apple seed / 16729 posts
@.twist.: haha! You should create a meme for future HB comments!
eggplant / 11287 posts
Isn't grapefruit a bee level? Who's a grapefruit right now?
grapefruit / 4089 posts
@bluestriped bee: We should probably request a watercolour pineapple emoticon, for convenience!
grapefruit / 4823 posts
Good lord!! Just watched with DH and he was like 'WTF!?' He said if he sees grapefruits in the house he's leaving! Lol
blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts
@Rainbow Sprinkles: Damn it! Hahaha. Its a sad state of affairs when I'm mortified to have 'grapefruit' next to my name.
pomelo / 5509 posts
@Arden: I didn't realize my DH was automatically signed into Amazon on his account and searched anal hooks...I'm frightened about what types of things they're going to recommend to him now!
grapefruit / 4663 posts
OMG the noises in that video are insane.
@Arden: @Mrs. Jump Rope: neither my hubs or I know what this is...I'm scared to google
ETA: ok that wasn't bad. I can't believe it's on amazon
grapefruit / 4089 posts
@redsmarties: HAHAHA that's awesome! You are our new representative!
blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts
@IRunForFun: Ahaha so funny! I should search anal hooks on my husband's work account. He's a pastor. Much fun.
honeydew / 7589 posts
@jetsa: What the fleshlight? Your husband has never heard of this?
Dang girls. I was homeschooled!
blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts
@PermaStudent: And I'm stuck a grapefruit for at least 500 more posts!
pomelo / 5326 posts
@Rainbow Sprinkles: muhahahaha
@redsmarties: quick, make 559 posts so you can escape this godawful fruit!
watermelon / 14467 posts
This thread has made my night. I'm crying just reading the conversation.
coconut / 8475 posts
@Rainbow Sprinkles: omg OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I just watched the video. My heart is pounding so fast and I'm so scared!!!! WHAT WAS THAT?!
I was not prepared for her to whip out a big black dick and start making those horrifying sounds
OMG I'm seriously so scared right now.
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