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@jmarionsmith: Joke sites.... sounds like a fib to me.....
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@lauraeabel: NO. NO NO NO.
Merchandise?!
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: Cancel my Weight Watchers membership - I've got a new plan.
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@.twist.: bahahaha!!
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@redsmarties: I like where your head is at!
@jmarionsmith I'm gonna go ahead and believe him just to save my sanity.
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: this may be the worst diet plan on the face of the planet.
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@delight: OMG, hahaha!!!
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@Adira: Mr. Bee can't read this thread because that would be like invading an all girls sleepover! TOP SECRET!
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@lauraeabel: we all need a shirt!!
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@MamaMoose: your husband might think it's the best one!
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: hahaha, you probably should have put a disclaimer in your original post that said "GIRLS ONLY!!! NO BOYS ALLOWED!!!"
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@redsmarties: HAHAH! Who needs the HB get fit thread when you can just grapefruit your man every night?
I should add it to my list of "things I am doing to get in shape," on the weight loss thread....
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@Mrs. Jump Rope: OMG. I just googled the fleshlight. They sell it on AMAZON. haha!
It's PRIME hahaha
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@Mrs. Jump Rope: How had you never heard of the flesh light before?!
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WTF?!?
Then I watched the video and was laughing through half of it. The audio effects are interesting!
ETA: 6 pages in 56 minutes! Nice!
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OMG hubs and I are both dying about this. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
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@MamaMoose: Did DH watch the video?
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@.twist.: for a mere 22.95, plus shipping and handling, that shirt can be yours!!!
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@Pepper: Welp, there's an item added to my wish list....
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: this is never going to die. Every thread ever is going to have a grapefruit comment. I will make sure.
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@delight: right!
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@Pepper: Dude you have no idea how much insane stuff they sell on amazon. If you are in the market for an anal hook... they got em!
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: Please do. We can do another roll call. I wonder how many calories grapefruiting burns...
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: LOL
@Arden: Clearly not!!
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@lauraeabel: I'm putting it on my Christmas wish list.
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@redsmarties: Well, if you do it like she does, I'd say a ton. She wasn't messing around!
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@.twist.: Will you get a grapefruit in your stocking instead of an orange?
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Oh my God, I've fallen down a "people who bought the fleshlight also bought..." wormhole. Half of this stuff can't be real hahaha
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: @lauraeabel: he's getting so defensive about it now. haha!
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@redsmarties: guess that would depend on how long it takes
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@PermaStudent: Well then, forget about the 30 day shred.
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@Arden: I'm obvi a prude. I didn't know I had to give head and make dying animal noises, so how would I have known about the flashlight?
My ears.
My eyes.I just.. I can't. This is hysterical. Who the hell thinks of this kind of shit?
Oh gee I'm super bored with sucking d, I know, I'll add a GRAPEFRUIT to the mix. HE WILL NEVER KNOW!
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I would also like to change my reward to some new Victorias Secrets when I lose all of the weight grapefruiting. My man won't know what hit him!
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@babyjmama: OMG I'm DYING over here. What the WHAT?!!!?!
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I can't walk away from this thread
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What is our female equivalent here? Is some man named Angelo teaching my man to pineapple me or something?
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@Arden: I don't know what an anal hook is but it sounds painful.
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apparently Angel is a "certified fellatio instructor."
Damn. Why the eff did I go to college?
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: yes yes he did. He's half asleep though. He wasn't awake enough to be as horrified as I expected
@.twist.: I think my husband would want me to weigh 200 pounds before he let me do this to him!!
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: Certified by WHO?!
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