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Have you ever heard of "grapefruiting?"

  1. Mrs. Sunshine

    hostess / cantaloupe / 6486 posts

    I actually just bought 3 grapefruit today....

  2. Mrs. Oatmeal

    blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts

    @Rainbow Sprinkles: Obviously we've all been doing it wrong. Our relationships are invalid.

  3. Adira

    wonderful pomelo / 30692 posts

    OMG, I watched the video without sound the first time, but after all the comments, I had to go back and watch her give head with the sound on and WHAT THE F IS SHE DOING???? Why does she sound like that???? I don't even think I can make those kinds of noises!!!!

  4. Synchronicity

    grapefruit / 4089 posts

    @Mrs. Sunshine: My imagination is trying to take me into cucumber-land, but I'm fighting it! I really don't want to know!

  5. Mrs. Oatmeal

    blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts

    @Mrs. Sunshine: Then you're our test subject!

  6. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @Mrs. Sunshine: not yet! Should I hide in a bathroom or something? Hahaha

    @Rainbow Sprinkles: seriously, and I thought I was inexperienced before this thread. *mindblown*

  7. Synchronicity

    grapefruit / 4089 posts

    @Adira: The sound is the most horrifying part! Like, how are those noises even coming from her!? They don't sound human.

  8. Rainbow Sprinkles

    eggplant / 11287 posts

    @.twist.: WATCH HER OTHER VIDEOS.

    PEOPLE PAY HER TO GIVE THEM LESSONS.

  9. Mrs. Pen

    blogger / wonderful cherry / 21616 posts

    @Rainbow Sprinkles: oooooooh I just watched the video. dying. seriously dying. have not laughed this hard in awhile... I love when she says, "that's a little secret I'll share later..."

  10. cookiemomster

    kiwi / 714 posts

    So I watched again because I needed to figure how in the hell a human being was making those noises. I've determined it had to be her microphone. Right? That's what I'm telling myself. Either that or she's some kind of demon succubus creature.

  11. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @Rainbow Sprinkles: I will become her apprentice.

  12. bpcmarj

    pomegranate / 3729 posts

    DH and I watched it and I am dying laughing. So so so so funny. @Rainbow Sprinkles: I f-ing love you!!!!!!!

  13. doodlepoodle

    grapefruit / 4136 posts

    What the whating WHAT was that?! Was Gollum on there sucking D or something?! What the WHAAAT the hell have you bitches gotten me into?! I'm DYING over here. I was literally almost asleep and then this happened and all I can think about is Angel stealing my man with her grapefruit and Gollum hacking on the D sucking.

  14. MamaMoose

    GOLD / squash / 13464 posts

    @Mrs. Pen: why oh why does she think she's doing is a favor by sharing this with us?!?

  15. Adira

    wonderful pomelo / 30692 posts

    @PermaStudent: It's got to be something to do with the microphone and whatever sound she's ACTUALLY making! It's not being recorded correctly. It just... can't be... right...???

  16. Mrs. Oatmeal

    blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts

    @babyjmama: I'm basically crying over your response. LOL.

  17. jmarionsmith

    nectarine / 2132 posts

    I just showed this to DH and he goes "oh I've seen her videos before..."

  18. Mrs. Jump Rope

    blogger / coconut / 8306 posts

    I just watched it again with my husband. We can't stop laughing. And he keeps burrying his head in my shoulder and make those noises.

    He told me about the Fleshlight and I googled it and now I wish I hadn't. Sweet baby Jesus.

    What in the fuck.

  19. Synchronicity

    grapefruit / 4089 posts

    @Adira: You're right, it has to be a tech issue......

  20. Mrs. Pen

    blogger / wonderful cherry / 21616 posts

    @babyjmama: gollum...... I need the emoji that's laughing so hard with the tears in the eyes.

  21. Adira

    wonderful pomelo / 30692 posts

    @jmarionsmith: OMG, are you serious???? Why has he seen her videos before???

  22. delight

    pomelo / 5326 posts

    @redsmarties: I think her husband is our test subject!

    @Mrs. Sunshine: no way you're going to be able to eat those delicious grapefruit now....

  23. Synchronicity

    grapefruit / 4089 posts

    @jmarionsmith: LOL stoppppp, no way.

  24. IRunForFun

    pomelo / 5509 posts

    @Rainbow Sprinkles: Seriously...my DH would run away in fear if those noises started coming out of me...he may think I succumbed to a zombie apocalypse and the first part of him I want to eat is his penis...and not in a good way...

  25. MamaMoose

    GOLD / squash / 13464 posts

    @babyjmama: my husband just asked me what on earth is wrong with me because I'm laughing so hard at your comment

  26. MrsSCB

    pomelo / 5257 posts

    Ummm.... What??!



  27. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @jmarionsmith: lol! I asked DH if he'd ever heard of grapefruiting and so I was like wtf! And then told him about this thread and he started laughing at me and said no, no he hadn't ever heard about it. Lol. The jerk.

  28. Mrs. Oatmeal

    blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts

    I am laughing so hard I'm going to wake up the baby. STOP you guys!

  29. Adira

    wonderful pomelo / 30692 posts

    I wonder if Mr. Bee is around and seeing this thread and just shaking his head in dismay and ignoring us, or if he hasn't yet gotten a chance to read all this awesomeness!!!!

  30. cookiemomster

    kiwi / 714 posts

    HOLY COW THERES MERCHANDISE.



  31. Rainbow Sprinkles

    eggplant / 11287 posts

    @MamaMoose: Because we will actually be "losing weight while sucking the dick."
    Grapefruit's a fat burner!

  32. jmarionsmith

    nectarine / 2132 posts

    @Adira: @PermaStudent: apparently people post them to "joke" sites because of how ridiculous she sounds. So he says...

  33. Mrs. Oatmeal

    blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts

    @lauraeabel: National Hellobee Meetup. Our new uniforms.

  34. Foodnerd81

    wonderful cherry / 21504 posts

    I literally have tears streaming down my face right now. This made my Friday night. Oh my god.

  35. Synchronicity

    grapefruit / 4089 posts

    @Rainbow Sprinkles: Exactly. I call that a win!

  36. doodlepoodle

    grapefruit / 4136 posts



  37. Adira

    wonderful pomelo / 30692 posts

    @jmarionsmith: haha, that's probably true. I can imagine her videos must make the rounds because of it's craziness!

  38. Rainbow Sprinkles

    eggplant / 11287 posts

    @Mrs. Jump Rope: FLESH LIGHT! DH told me all about the flesh light when we first got together......

  39. Mrs. Oatmeal

    blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts

    @babyjmama: WHAT is THAT?

  40. delight

    pomelo / 5326 posts

    @Adira: haha maybe he's out buying grapefruit?

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