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Have you ever heard of "grapefruiting?"

  1. Rainbow Sprinkles

    eggplant / 11287 posts

    @Mrs. Jump Rope: So are you gonna be the HB blogger that gives a grapefruiting tutorial on the blog?

  2. CupQuakeWalk

    coconut / 8475 posts

    @NaturallyCathy: because its every man's fantasy to have his D sucked into a hand-dryer, right???

  3. Mrs. Jump Rope

    blogger / coconut / 8306 posts

    @Rainbow Sprinkles: ew, fuck no. Isn't someone else trying to buy this shit in bulk?

  4. CupQuakeWalk

    coconut / 8475 posts

    @Mrs. Jump Rope: please make the tutorial when you get to be just obscenely pregnant. It won't work any other way.

  5. Pepper

    pomelo / 5820 posts

    @Rainbow Sprinkles: LOL. The first NSFW HB blog post?

  6. Rainbow Sprinkles

    eggplant / 11287 posts

    Someone should talk to Mr Bee about possibly coming up with some NSFW HB blog posts....

  7. Rainbow Sprinkles

    eggplant / 11287 posts

    @Mrs. Jump Rope:

    Grapefuiting while 38 weeks pregnant. Now there's an image...

  8. cascademom

    coconut / 8861 posts

    @Mrs. Pen: yes or baby toys/clothes with grapefruits on them. I love creative swaps.

  9. Rainbow Sprinkles

    eggplant / 11287 posts

    grapefruit mugs, key chains, clothes, scented sprays and candles, car fresheners.... the possibilities are endless.

  10. MamaPhoenix

    apricot / 313 posts

    @cascademom: omg! The subbway commercial with the girls and their avocado's just popped into my head.

  11. Mrs. Jump Rope

    blogger / coconut / 8306 posts

    @Rainbow Sprinkles: I feel like that noise is the equivalent of the motorboat noise. Do the motorboat...do the motorboat...

  12. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @cascademom: no babies involved in grapefruit swap!

    I just watched the video.

  13. MediaNaranja

    pomegranate / 3244 posts

    I'm late to the party, and just have to say....thank you. Thank you so very much.

  14. MrsStar

    nectarine / 2994 posts

    Just read the whole thread, trying to get the courage to watch the video but I'm scared!

  15. cascademom

    coconut / 8861 posts

    @.twist.: okay, sweet! I didn't know if I could go there and say NSFW items. Hellobee can be a tough crowd. I'd love an excuse to hit up an adult toy store.

  16. Pepper

    pomelo / 5820 posts

    This thread is already on page two of google results when you search for "grapefruiting" !!!

  17. mrsjyw

    GOLD / wonderful apricot / 22646 posts

    @Pepper: record setting!!!!! Lol

  18. fairy

    persimmon / 1343 posts

    Is this real life?

    *tears* omg thank heavens for HB, I don't know how I could ever have survived without knowing about "grapefruiting". I'm going to have to ask my hubby if he's ever heard of it - maybe this will be the first time I heard of some crazy ridiculous sex thing from the Internet before him

  19. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @Pepper: no wai. Now we are going to get grapefruit fetish peeps joining!

  20. Pepper

    pomelo / 5820 posts

    @mrsjyw: @.twist.: Actually, there's already a babycenter thread (with 12 pages!!) on the first page of Google. We aren't the only people on a parenting board discussing this!! Haha!

  21. bisous

    persimmon / 1304 posts

    OMG. The video!! This thread! My husband must think I am nuts...that's gotta be the raciest thing he has ever seen me watch--LOL.

  22. Rainbow Sprinkles

    eggplant / 11287 posts

    @Pepper: no way, really????

  23. mrskc

    bananas / 9357 posts

    WTF??!!

    My poor eyes and ears can never unsee/unhear that big black dildo with a grapefruit and those horrid animal sounds.

  24. LovelyPlum

    eggplant / 11408 posts

    @bisous: me, too!! He also thinks the whole thing sounds painful. Good for me, I guess

  25. bisous

    persimmon / 1304 posts

    @LovelyPlum: haha and mine was like .... Oooh, that's what it is?He sounded a little too indifferent. I was hoping he would say OMG, wtf?

  26. cascademom

    coconut / 8861 posts

    I'm so close to IGing a pic of me with an orange saying "not a grapefruit." I'm dreaming of hashtags #hellobeegrapefruit #victoriassecret

  27. BSB

    hostess / wonderful apple seed / 16729 posts

    @Pepper: We got babycenter beat! We definitely got more than 112 comments! Yeah, HB with 385 comments!!

  28. Pepper

    pomelo / 5820 posts

    @Rainbow Sprinkles: Yes! And their thread was just started last month. I guess this really is a postpartum solution??

    @bluestriped bee: Haha!

  29. BlueWolverine

    pear / 1510 posts

    So my mom had this bowl of grapefruit....oh, shit.

  30. IRunForFun

    pomelo / 5509 posts

    I just peeked back into this thread and now I can't stop laughing over the oral snorkel. I. Am. Dying.

    P.S. I was gone for so long because I was grape fruiting DH.

    ...just kidding.

  31. IRunForFun

    pomelo / 5509 posts

    I was seriously kidding. Oh god don't let the thread die with that comment.

  32. cascademom

    coconut / 8861 posts

    OMG! Angel has an Instagram with fan photos. Search the hashtag #grapefruiting

  33. Rainbow Sprinkles

    eggplant / 11287 posts

    @IRunForFun: don't lie! You were! What'd you use for a blindfold?

  34. Rainbow Sprinkles

    eggplant / 11287 posts





  35. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @IRunForFun: I would have lol'd pretty hard if the thread died there.

    @Rainbow Sprinkles: lolol! I am dying over oprah!

  36. .twist.

    pineapple / 12802 posts

    @cascademom: no. Just no!

  37. twodoghouse

    honeydew / 7230 posts

    I leave the house to socialize for the first time in 8 weeks and I miss THIS?? I can't even believe it!

  38. Espion

    pomegranate / 3577 posts

    @twodoghouse: I know, right? This is the first time I've checked HB all day!

  39. Rainbow Sprinkles

    eggplant / 11287 posts

    @twodoghouse: Who needs to socialize in real life with real people when you have THIS?

  40. sunny

    coconut / 8430 posts

    Omg this has me laughing so hard I'm actually crying.

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