We were at baby shower on Saturday night and LO 1 told my friend's coworker that she was eating too much of the appetizers. "You can't keep eating all the salami and cheese. Ok?!" So embarrassing... 
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Dd waved and said hi to our not so nice neighbors who I've had prior fb war with regarding parking and they called me names, one of which was "less than social".....so to prove them right when they waved back to dd I didn't wave at all.... Take that!!! Lol
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A week or two ago Evan and I were in a grocery store bathroom, and there was a woman in the stall next to us.
Evan (very loudly) says:
"Mommy, I'm going to poop, and then you're going to help me wipe my butt, OKAY? Mommy, do I have a penis or a vagina? I have a penis, mommy, and you have a vagina!" Then, noticing the heels next to us "Mommy, is that a girl or a boy?" "A girl" "Oh. She has a vagina. Hey, girl, you have a vagina! Mommy I'm all done pooping, help me wipe my butt!" -
Out the at the museum the other day N walked up to a momma nursing her little baby and said "Baby get boobs? Baby so cute." He then proceeded to pat the baby's head.
I was like "N, N, N we don't touch other babies. Come here leave them alone. I am so sorry."
The mom was amazing in terms of my three year old in her space. I haven't been so embarrassed in a while.
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At the pool this weekend for her swimming lessons she told her teacher : "My mommy sometimes likes to pee in da pool"
Uhhhh, what??!!??!!! I don't, I swear! No idea where she got that from !
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Hahaha your kids are hilarious! @lovehoneybee: I would have been laughing so hard if I was that woman.
C hasn't said anything too embarrassing lately. She just asks who everyone is- someone on the stairs in our building? Who's that?? On the street- who's that? Is that our neighbor?!
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Ugh, yes. I picked up my 2.5 year old early from daycare and took her back to my school (a middle school), to watch my students' talent show. At some point, while two girls were singing (but they were nervous, so they were singing super quietly and the room was dead silent), my LO patted my boobs and shouted, "Boobs! Mama has boobs!".
You know, in front of my students. And their parents.
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@Charm54: LOL!!!
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Did they ever! At my MIL's birthday, DS stood outside the door for half an hour and would not come in... she had to walk him around the hall for a while instead of greeting the guests. Then DD puked all over everything I was wearing, twice. Then DS warmed up a bit, started playing, face planted into the fridge and gave himself a bloody nose. They kind of stole the show
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