Are you terrorizing your parents? Do your parents think you are teething, yet as soon as momma picks you up from daddy, you chill out? Is this the beginnings of becoming a Stage V Clinger?

Momma is tired, and she can't figure out why you are screaming so violently that you turn red and stop breathing for a sec. (Which is also scary, stop that at once, plz.) But as soon as I pick you up and walk you around, you are cooing and acting cute enough to warrant a second thought about all that coal for Christmas we previously promised you.

Is this wonder week/month a dilly, or what?