My dog just walked over to me, farted, and walked away. Gee thanks!
My dog just walked over to me, farted, and walked away. Gee thanks!
bananas / 9973 posts
LOL!!! My lil pooch will come up and burp or sneeze in my face and then walk away! Gotta love em, and think they are preparing us for a baby!
blogger / watermelon / 14218 posts
omg. The dog farts, burps, and sneezes... my chihuahua mix does all three of these right in our faces, regularly. My pom only sneezes... she's a lady. haha
honeydew / 7916 posts
Hahaha! My dog gets so disturbed by her own farts - her eyes get really wide.
cantaloupe / 6923 posts
My girl cat does this. She comes and lays on your lap and turns on her back to be rubbed, half closes her eyes and toots and then falls asleep. Brat!
cantaloupe / 6610 posts
Hahaha!
My husband has a term for this...He calls it getting "crop dusted" when someone farts around you and then walks off.
Lol, your dog crop dusted you!
GOLD / eggplant / 11517 posts
@anonysquire: he also does this every time he wakes up from a nap, stretches, and then squeaks one out
cantaloupe / 6923 posts
@highwire: Hahahha squeaks one out. My cat is good at silent toots. So sick!
coconut / 8854 posts
My cats do this all the time, although my cats one up your dog....they make sure to aim their butts to my face and then I hear a really quiet poof!
cantaloupe / 6923 posts
@MrsBrewer: bahahhahaha, the sound effects you ladies are typing are making me laugh. poof, hahahahha!
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