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@mrbee: Can you please convince my DH to do the last one on your list? OMG toots make me ill!

* We don't go to the bathroom
* Don't shower

I think that is all?

From your list, the only things I don't do is check out other men or pass gas. Other things I won't do in front of SO include picking my nose, and using the restroom for a bowel movement.

And unless it's a work function or it's going to be extremely embarrassing for SO, I will correct him if he's wrong on a topic.

I won't use this site in front of my DH... Nor will I
Use the bathroom (1 or 2)
Pass gas
Eat too much
Try to do advanced math in front of him. That's a futile task, and very embarrassing.

Oh man we do everything on your list, except use the bathroom with the door open. He has it open for #1, but not #2. Not for privacy reasons, but because if he didn't have it closed and locked I would most surely harass him and threaten to take pictures and post them on fb. Hahahhaha

I honestly can't think of a single thing I wouldnt do in front of him. We are kind of that immature couple who thinks tooting in front of (on, around) each other is hysterical.

We don't usually poop in front of each other unless it is an emergency, e.g. if we are in a hotel room and one of us has to desperately go because of drinking bad water and the other is using the shower. That was embarrassing!

Everything else is fair game

I don't mention my exes (ever since we got together). We were friends first and he knows all about them but I haven't said anything since we became a couple.

I try not to fart in front of him, this one was pretty tough when I was pregnant. He tries not to either, but sometimes fails miserably. Haha!

We don't use the bathroom with an open door.

Comment about how hot someone is, even if it's an actor on TV.

ha... pretty much nothing is off limits in our house. we definitely aren't checking other people out or having loud arguments in public, but we've been best friends since 6th grade, so I feel like nothing is sacred anymore... we've seen it all. if my husband left the room every time he had to pass gas we'd never see each other.

i won't check out other people
pick my nose
pop a pimple
remove hair
i don't like to casually shower in front of him- i mean if it's for fun time, it's fine, but i feel awkward just talking about the weather if he's standing there watching me in the shower
fart
change feminine hygiene items
poop
i avoid talking about the ex, even though DH asks, which i think is weird
that's about it! =)

I pretty much do everything in front of my husband. . . . I eat a ton of fiber and now, combined with pregnancy, I'd be getting up to leave the room every five minutes if I didn't pass gas in front on him. It's not sexy, and he totally teases me about it, but he's a good sport. We do close the bathroom door, but it's not unusual for him to ask me to deliver him his iPhone, or something, while he's indisposed.

we have no modesty in front of one another. were really comfortable in front of one another.

@jholler25: oh no....i hope your lack of poop was a slight exaggeration.....that sounds so painful!!

Pregnancy made me the opposite of constipated....almost as bad.

@mrsjazz: I guess you are right.....my mom always told me that according to proper etiquette, it is only okay to powder your nose and apply lipstick in public.

I do not poop in front of him. ever. On the other hand, he constantly poops with the door open. YUCK!

I won't poop or tweeze in front of him. Otherwise, everything I was always to "lady-like" to do in front of him has gone out the window over the years. I think the only thing he doesn't do is poop in front of me but that's probably more due to me than him. If he were to not fart in front of me he would probably get sick from holding it in all the time. And lately with pregnancy gas.... ditto.

Oh man just about the only thing off limits is going number 2 and shaving private areas. We are also agreed he will stay away from the"money shot" when giving birth.