I think there's a sock thief that breaks into my house and regularly steals my socks. I'm down to less than a dozen... maybe 6 or so? I don't really know since I stopped wearing socks, as a silent protest against the sock thief.

If you're reading this Sock Thief, one day I will catch you in the act and you WILL return all of my socks!!

How many pairs of socks do you own?