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Awake...newborn days over here.

Trying new recipes and cooking for a child who claims she's hungry, but will take all of 5 bites before saying she's done. I never thought so much of my life would be consumed with trying to get another human to eat another bite of food!

Telling little white lies to keep her from throwing a fit.

"Don't cry in the car baby! We're almost home and if you are crying then our house will be sad."

missing her. Stupid work.

Folding laundry. The washing part doesn't bother me, it's the putting away that gets annoying.

"Please be nice to your brother" like a broken record.

@Mae: I'd have supplies downstairs, no way would I be climbing stairs all the time I can barely be bothered to use the changing table after they get wiggly, usually I just strip them on the floor

@lemondrop: omg not an option. I actually used to just keep diapers downstairs and at least just change wet diapers down here but she is a freaking psycho about having her diaper changed now. For some reason she is cool with the changing table and (mostly) will just lay there and let me change her. But if I try to change her on the floor or couch (or car or anywhere other than changing table) she uses her freakishly strong abs to roll away and run naked. Then I'm trying to wrestle a half naked laughing toddler into submission to get her diaper snapped... it is honestly a bigger workout than just climbing the stupid stairs.

@Cherrybee: all this minus the cute baby lisp. My DD is 3.5 and issues her demands clearly and loudly. Also disciplining.

saying "No", cleaning up toys, laundry, nursing lo2, cleaning spit up messes.. need sleep.

Writing daycare checks, due date sneaks up on me every month