We were in the doctor's waiting room the other day, when two women sat down near us. K was being her usual friendly self, so we got to talking.
Lady 1: Oh, she's precious! How old is she?
Me: almost 10 months
Lady 1: so sweet. What's her name?
Me: Kennedy
Lady 2 (who was silent until now): Oh! I know a primordial dwarf named Kennedy!

What?!

I died laughing as soon as I left...what does that even MEAN? (Well...I googled primordial dwarfism... But still?)