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@Pirouette: It's weird, for some reason every morning I always wake up with a song stuck in my head, generally a different song every day! So.....I guess I just have to belt it out in the shower to get rid of it! hahahaha I'm weird! But yes, DH catches me quite often
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Um, I wet the bed when I was 9 weeks pregnant. He was incredibly sweet about it, too, which made it so much worse!
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@twoofeverything: I did this 2-3 days post partum! Actually I did it about 5x that first week
I had lost all bladder control! I was sooo embarrassed I cried and DH said it wasn't a big deal...
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In the years we have been together we have gotten past just about everything. I can't think of anything that might embarrass me... Maybe if I had an accident but I think that would embarrass anyone!
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@Mrs. Pen: OMG I feel better! I thought I was the only one. It's terrible, huh?!?! I kept googling "bedwetting while pregnant" and got nothing. GAWD I felt like such a freak! And it's not like it was a little bit, either...it was full-on, childhood-like WET. I had to wake DH to change the sheets/mattress cover and was SO. HORRIFIED.
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@TurtleDoves: bahahahaha!!! That's totally something I would do!
This sounds so dumb but when I first got started on watching beauty videos on youtube, I would pretend I was making videos and would talk to myself because I thought I wanted to start making videos too...thank goodness DH never caught me, he would think I was crazy! Can't believe I just admitted that, ugh...
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I was when my water broke and I thought I was peeing on myself. I was horrified and kept apologizing. Now after baby, I sometimes pee'd myself when I sneeze. =/
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@Orvis18: I am too afraid to ask my husband if I did during labor or not!
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This thread made my day.
The amount of gas, and the smell of it, has been pretty embarrassing, but I'm not mortified, just sort of embarrassed. At least I have a growing baby as an excuse, he has no excuse for his. I also do not like him seeing me put tights on-- that pillsbury dough analogy is way too right on!
I still run water if I'm doing number 2. Our apartment just isn't big enough and I don't want him listening to that. As for the clogging thing-- I simply do not understand this but I clog our toilet at least once a month, and he has NEVER. I really don't get it, but I'm over it by now.
The first time it happened, though, was way before we lived together or were that comfortable with each other-- maybe in the first year-- and I was visiting him. He didn't own a plunger, so I had to close the bathroom door, ask him for one, then walk 15 minutes to the nearest CVS, buy one, carry it on the 15 minute walk home, and plunge the toilet. He had to pee in an alley while he waited. After I fixed it, I came out of the bathroom and said to never, ever mention it again. That was possibly the most embarrassed i've ever been in front of him.
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: ha. I've totally done that. But it doesn't embarrass me as DH and I are totally gross and open in front o each other!
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Best. Thread. Ever.
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Oh man. Apparently we need more secrets in our marriage. I've done a lot of the things listed on this thread and I have no embarrassment. When I peed my pants during the first week post partum I woke him up to discuss it because I was so horrified!
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@mrs. wagon: yes.....a vart!!
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This is terrible and I can't believe I'm going to share but here goes......
I never drink and on the rare occasion that I may drink I have a very low tolerance. Lets just say I had alot to much to drink at my bachelorette party and DH had to take care of me. I was on my period and he had to change my tampon for me. Gah so embarrasing but I thankfully only vaguely remember it happening.
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: BTW your story is so funny. That is one of my fears!
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@Mrs.B: Oh dear god. I am 99.5% sure Dh would have NO idea how to do that, nor would he ever try. It would just be a mess all over (figuratively and literally).
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@Bao: @MrsTiz: pour really hot water + dishsoap (palmolive, dawn etc) down the toilet a few times! loud - especially if you use the tub, like i do - but it works without a plunger
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@Mrs.B: YOU WIN! I am mortified for you. That is super embarrassing, it's a good thing you don't really remember.
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@Foodnerd81: Neither of us have ever brought it up lol I seriously have no idea how he knew what to do.
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@sorrycharlie: Wait, what? This unclogs a toilet without a plunger? Because I may have been in a situation without a plunger where this would have really helped. Hypothetically.
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@Mrs.B: OMG!! I just don't think my DH would do that even if I begged
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I am favoriting this thread because it is the best thing ever!! And if in the future I have a bad day, I'm seriously going to come back to this thread because it totally cracks me up!!
I am guilty of clogging the toilet on multiple locations and making DH unclog it for me
It is mortifying, but I can't do it myself, haha!
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@Foodnerd81: yup! you may have to do it a couple times but it's a trick from my grandfather, LOL!
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We are weird. We are the type of couple who keeps the door open when we poo and purposely seek each other out to fart. Come on, farts are HILARIOUS!
DH manages to shart himself on an almost yearly basis and I've done it once. I think we are pretty much incapable of embarrassment at this point!
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@mrs. wagon: Same, but I'm not gold! No, I can't and won't. It's bad, really bad, like the worst pregnancy related thing you could imagine, maybe worse, and it's happened twice. Gawd the shame, lol!
This isn't as bad as what happened recently but it's still bad. A long long time ago I went to the beach with a bf and we dtd, except I forgot that I was on my period and had a tampon in. Awkward. The string was gone, I thought I was going to have to go to the ER... Now I'm gonna change my avatar, lol!
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: omg you have me rolling... the pillsbury biscuits joke took me over the edge!
you are amazing.
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@Mrs.B: That is how you know you married the right man... right there..
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@Reese: Right!
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Are you ready for this? I have never farted in front of my husband (that he knows of...) and we've been together for NINE YEARS. It's not just him, though, I find that bodily function to be super embarrassing and would be mortified to do it in front of anyone. I've also been telling him that "girls don't poop" for nine years, though obviously that's a joke. I have a feeling pregnancy is going to be a rude awakening for us, though, lol.
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@Bao: I try not to, I get so embarrased. If I have to I wait until DH gets in the shower and then I go to the other bathroom. I don't go often, so when I do...it makes up for not going for a week sooo I save it for work hahahah glad we're all getting comfy in this thread. What mortifies us in front of our husbands brings us to tears laughing on HB.:)
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@MrsSCB: same, we've been friends/dating/married for 8 years, anndd I have never farted in front of him. Ever. I'm nervous for pregnancy gas lol!
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Oh man, I recall an epic shart thread on Weddingbee like 2 years ago. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard. And I've yet to be really embarrassed in front of my husband. We're pretty open, though he would never let me live down a shart.
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This thread has me cracking up!
I may or may not have had the same thing happen to me that @foodnerd81: mentioned above.... On multiple occasions...
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@Mrs.B: You win.
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I'm a little shocked at how many girls haven't farted in front of their husbands! Pregnancy has given me the most awful gas, there is no way I couldn't fart in front of him! I can't think of one, apparently I have no shame! However this thread is awesome, and @Mrs.B: I'm pretty sure you win, but seriously what a keeper
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@bree72: DH wouldn't have a chance to let me live down a shart because I would never, ever, tell him. I would hide it somehow, some way. Never happened yet, but I still have 21 weeks of this pregnancy left, then post partum...
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@MrsTiz: oh my gosh I could never hold my poop like that. Forever?! Lol man girl.
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Oh my goodness, I'm seriously laughing out loud! This thread is hilarious and is making me a little embarrassed at what doesn't embarrass me in front of my DH.
Seriously, after he saw me go through labor & deliver our son, I don't think there is anything he hasn't seen. He had to help me wipe my poop butt during labor...
@lawbee11: OMG! You're not alone. hahaha this happened to me last week. I blamed my not so great sphincter muscles after delivery. I was prepping bottles before work and had to toot. Well... more than just air came out. Baby was sleeping in our bedroom, so I couldn't use that bathroom and DH was in the other. He knew something was up by the way I was walking. He just kept saying "OMG you sharted!" SOOOOOO embarrassing. Now I can't believe I just shared that on the interwebs.
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@Foodnerd81: I so wouldn't be able to keep it from him! I think I would be so horrified, I'd have to tell him so we could laugh about it later. It would be this awful secret and I'd have to let out! But he would so take it and run with it.
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Let this thread serve as a simple reminder to never trust a fart.
I had lost all bladder control! I was sooo embarrassed I cried and DH said it wasn't a big deal...
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