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Nope! I totally #2 while he's in the shower & then make him flush when he gets out (we have an old house). We really should draw the line somewhere, but it's too late for that now.

The first and last time I was embarrassed in front of him was when we had been dating just a few weeks. After this, nothing embarrassed me...

We were in high school, and he stopped by after school one afternoon to visit me. He texted me that he was outside sitting on the porch waiting for me. I was in the bathroom, but rushed to hurry & finish so I could go out and see him. I was on one of the last days of my period, so I was just wearing a panty liner. I switched my panty liner real quick, and threw the yucky used one in the trash. Or so I thought. I guess in my rush I missed the trash can, and when I was standing to pull up my pants, I stepped on it. I ran outside, sat beside him, and started chatting. I was trying so hard to be flirty and cute. It took me probably ten minutes, but I realized he wasn't talking much and kept staring at my foot. I looked down to find a bloody, yucky, used panty liner hanging off my shoe. Gross, right? I mean, after that, nothing worse could happen.

@jmarionsmith: That's love! LOL

@Rainbow Sprinkles: hahahahaha, dying!

I once fluffed during sex. It was like 3 months pp and he laughed so hard.

@photojane: OMG at first I read this as "Nope! I totally #2 while we are in the shower...."

Best thread ever!

@Rainbow Sprinkles: I' m joining in the poo shame! When DH and I were early days dating, I went to shower and the place we rented had brutal water pressure, toilet took forever to fill, so I left the #2 and showered and would flush after.

Wellllll I forgot. Ugh. We are the couple that don't even toot in front each other years later. So there is definitely lots that embarrasses me, but certain things (like anything through childbirth) I just have to let go, lol.

Ugh.....I sorta forgot about that until your post, hahaha wish I left that memory stuffed away!!!

@jmarionsmith: Thank-you for helping my post-preg abs, omg bahahaha amazing.

@Beebug: LOL! From urban dictionary: a small, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart (blend of "sh*t" and "fart")

bwahahaha and I'm still laughing at this thread. My DH thinks I'm crazy.

@Beebug: you are so welcome! a shart is when you think you have to fart but it's really a sh*t, hence shart.

Omg, laughing SO hard right now!

I haven't really ever had anything that I've been too embarrassed with DH, but I remember being pretty uncomfortable the first time I farted near him, even though he was pestering me about not having done it yet (maybe a month into our relationship)! Turns out I had actually farted in my sleep and he just never told me!

I'm pretty modest so I'd be embarrassed to do anything bathroom related in front of him. But he always pees or showers in front of me and doesn't care. But if he made a twosie in front of me I would most likely faint. He can clear a city.

@MrsTiz: you know you want to try and use twosie in a sentence today right? "uh oh, dexter made a twosie in his chonies."

@anonysquire: Dexter would do no such thing! He'd stink up his polo!