Anything at all?
I didn't think there was, until last week....when something happened.
I was VERY embarrassed.
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I think the only thing that would embarass me in front of DH is if I were to have an 'accident' which I hope will never happen! lol!
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Hmm, not sure... I've pretty much done almost everything on front of him.
.., but now I'm dying to know what happened to you last wk!!
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I try to never fart in front of DH, but sometimes you just can't help it! I don't get super embarressed, just a little. But if it stinks.....okay then I'm a little embarressed!
@Rainbow Sprinkles: Now you have to share yours!!
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: anything bathroom related! we've been together over 9 years and I've never loudly farted infront of him! I'd die!! He's also never seen me pee! Him on the other hand.. does both without any embarrassment lol
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Nope. We have no shame. I don't particularly like it when he is talking to me as I'm peeing, but it doesn't embarrass me.
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: You HAVE to share. You can't leave us hanging.
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I get embarrassed when I talk to him about my "online friends"....
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Oh man okay I am gonna be real brave here @MungBean and @MrsBrewer...
I went #2 in the toilet. Lo was sleeping and the flush always wakes her up (her room and bathroom share a wall) so I just decided to flush once she woke up (I usually never go while she is asleep but I reeaaallllyyyy had to). Well of course, DH came home, I went to work, and forgot to flush. While I was at work he CALLED me to tell me I left a turd in the toilet. It was a HUGE one, too. Like world record worthy.
I cant believe I just told you guys that.
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TONS of stuff, although he apparently feels 100% comfortable with me! He has caught me picking my nose, I hate him looking at me if I have a blemish (or two or three) and I haven't had a chance to dab some concealer on them, and right now, I don't like for him to see me naked or to watch me put on my tights in the morning. I used to prance around naked (he thinks I am gorgeous and is amazed that I didn't get stretch marks . . . . ummm, okay?!) . . . I hope to get there again soon.
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: Awwwwwww . . . FWIW, I may or may not have forgotten to flush a time or two while I was pregnant. Just be thankful he didn't snap a pic and send it to you!
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: LOL!! Oh man I think I would be embarressed too! Well, at our old apartment for some reason DH swore he ALWAYS flushed.....well I can't tell you how many times I've come home to his business still in the toilet.....I woudl harrass him for days too
I'm horrible
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: LOL, I don't mean to laugh but I am paranoid about this happening to me!!!
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: I figured it was turd related
Since you shared I will tell, too. I think mine is MORE embarrassing. Number #2 and the toilet got clogged. DH had to go to the bathroom but was too afraid to. He left to run some errands and went to the bathroom while he was out. He said, "I'm afraid. I hope you use the plunger while I'm out."
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@MsLipGloss: I hate DH seeing me in tights too! Me in tights and a bra right now is a hideous sight. When I peel them off it's like popping a can of Pillsbury biscuits!!
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There isn't much, but a couple of weeks ago was probably my most embarrassing moment yet in our relationship!
We have a treadmill in our bedroom. I was walking on the treadmill and he was lying in bed watching tv. I have been very gassy during pregnancy and felt like I needed to pass gas (not an uncommon occurrence!). Well, let's just say a little more than gas came out. I promptly stopped the treadmill and ran to the bathroom, but he easily figured out what happened...and he had a good laugh! I blamed the pregnancy but I honestly have no idea if that's why it happened!
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@mediagirl: that's not embarrassing!
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hmmm... farting would, but i don't fart in front of him. i'm kind of insane about it, if i know i need to fart & he's home, sometimes i will make him wear headphones so i can fart in the bathroom without worrying that he could hear me =D i pee in front of him, that doesn't bother me, but i would NEVER poop in front of him, i don't even like to poop while he's home.
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@lawbee11: omg!!!! You had a shart attack!!!!!!!
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: this happens to me all the time. it is actually an inside joke now. ohmygah.
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@mediagirl: Same!
@Rainbow Sprinkles: Is it bad that that wouldn't embarass me...at all?
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: Ha that happened to me last week too. DH was amazed. I wanted to die, lol.
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Haha, not really. Especially after pregnancy (one time I was a hormonal mess and crying while he had to help me pull up my maternity tights! lol) Sometimes he walks in on me in the bathroom though, and I don't like that! He doesn't care but it's a little embarrassing to me - some things should be private!
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@mrsjazz: @Rainbow Sprinkles: may I put in my one-up? I stopped up the toilet after going #2 and it was that time of month....I couldn't handle him seeing it so, I had to unclog it myself.
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: Hahahah, mine is better..
I get huge stage fright in the bathroom department, so I usually only go #2 at work. I could not wait that long, so I went at home. The toilet clogged. BAD. We don't own a plunger, and I was too embarrassed to have DH help, so I messed with it for THREE HOURS before I went and got a plunger, still couldn't fix it, and before bed DH had to de-shit the toilet. I was mortified.Anything bathroom related embarrass me in front of DH. I've never passed gas in front of him, don't intend to.
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I was so afraid of pooping during labor....and that totally happened to me. Ugh. DH took it like a champ and has never brought it up, but I'm still embarrassed.
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@mediagirl: @MrsTiz: You both win!
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OMG this thread has me cracking up!!!
@Rainbow Sprinkles: Hahaha I don't think that's too bad! Funny, but not that bad
@mediagirl: that's totally happened to me, too. Worst. Feeling. Ever.
@lawbee11: HAHAHAHA oh no!! The things pregnancy does to us!
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This is the world's best thread!
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I really can't think of anything ... we are pretty darn comfortable with each other.
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don't get me started on those awesome new noises my body make during sex now after having a baby....
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I. can't. even.
I have no shame but Wagon Sr. and I both have had epic moments... we can't ever break up because it would be too much of a risk that others would find out about our moments.
I can't!!! I wish this thread was gold!!!
@Rainbow Sprinkles: a fart from the front!!! right???
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: haha! Last week when we were getting ready for work the toilet didn't flush the last of my #2 down, so I shut the lid and told DH, don't look in the toilet. So he looks at me funny and walks over and looks right in the toilet!!! He thought I said "look in the toilet"
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: bahahahahah...OMG this is my nightmare because I refuse to flush if LO is asleep. But luckily for me, LO & I tend to get up before DH.
Um, I talk to myself in the shower *hangs head in shame*.
I go over my todo list and I analyze stuff. DH caught me last week. He was like "there better not be anyone in that shower with you!" Eeeek -
@Rainbow Sprinkles: haha oh man, that would totally embarrass me too! Gah....
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@TurtleDoves: I sing in the shower....everyday....loudly....
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@MrsTiz: oh my gosh this has not happened to me yet, but I am waiting for it! Thankfully we have a plunger. So...you don't poop at home normally? I can't poop anywhere BUT at home.
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OMG i love this thread! i embarrass myself at least once a day, maybe more. i like to tell DH that i have a symphony going on in my stomach to explain all the strange noises he has to put up with (and i'm not even pregnant!) I try not to pass gas in front of him, but i burp a lot! I might be the least ladylike person ever, haha. Meanwhile, he's still with me. he's really a catch, LOL.
that said, i've never forgotten to flush! i guess that one is next
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@MrsBrewer: ha i don't sing, but i do dance when i think he's not looking...and he generally catches me!
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@Rainbow Sprinkles: you totally made my day with your story. I've done that before and DH hates it when the toilet gets stuffed but I really dont care it happens LOL. So pretty much nothing can embarrass me with DH.
this has got to be the best thread ever!
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