Words of wisdom from my husband. He wasn't up from 3-5am with a screaming child tonight (and the night before that, and before that, and so on and so on...). Thank GOD I don't have to work tomorrow. So I'm lying in bed listening to my child attempting to CIO. It's not working. I may consider my wake-up time 3am today. AWESOME.

I'm on the verge of tears at every moment. How do I get this child to sleep?!?!

Nobody has to explain why people have one child. This is all the explanation I need.