My 22 month old just grabbed my arm and said "MINE. MY mama" to my 4 year old 
My 4 year old was in trouble the other day and I told her I wasn't happy. She said matter of factly, "well then maybe you should go take a rest and you'll wake up happier"
eggplant / 11861 posts
@sorrycharlie: 
hahaha
DD 22 months was putting her face in DS face he is 2 weeks he moved his hands and "touched" her face
She said "No hit Aj we give pat pats" lol
Really a tiny hand hit you?!?...... lol
nectarine / 2964 posts
We were at an art festival. 4.5 yo DS walked into one of the booths that sells pottery. He said it was beautiful. Then he pointed at the price tags ($5) on these mini dishes. He said, "This is cheap! They are soooo cheap!" Oh gosh. I said, "This is not cheap.... it is affordable art. These mini dishes are very beautiful and affordable". Yikes lol. And I ran out with apologizing looks to the artist.
papaya / 10570 posts
Yesterday, at dinner, E said that the Octonaughts (a TV programme she loves) were going to "come in my face". I have no idea what she meant but, needless to say, I got the giggles.
honeydew / 7230 posts
@Canoli: My daughter repeated damn it the other day too. She said it 4 times in a row while my husband laughed, so she thought it was hilarious, of course! I told him that was stellar parenting, but he reminded I was the one that said it in the first place for her to repeat. Luckily she forgot about it quickly. We are watching our mouths really closely now!
persimmon / 1188 posts
We were at church yesterday for his baby cousin's Baptism and I shushed him. He responded by making a mean face and growling "I put you in the trash can!" He's never said that before and he seemed so angry but I had to laugh.
hostess / papaya / 10219 posts
Just this morning my 3.5 year old said, "Boys have penises but girls have something else. But one girl at my school, I saw her go potty and SHE has a penis..." OMG I really tried not to laugh.
hostess / wonderful persimmon / 25556 posts
I thought she said b*tch but really she was saying bridge. I laugh every time. She looks at me funny.
grapefruit / 4085 posts
Unfortunately she heard this from me and said "I don't like these stupid ladybugs" They were swarming the front of our house and I guess I got carried away 
I told her it wasn't a nice word to say as I hid a smirk.
blogger / pomelo / 5361 posts
When my three year old called his teacher, "Bubblebutt." I did at least wait to laugh until said child was not in the room.
pomegranate / 3438 posts
My four year old told me to "suck it up mom". He heard DH tell me that, I forget what we were doing but it was something I didn't want to do. Of course I didn't find it funny but DH did.
persimmon / 1458 posts
@twodoghouse: seriously it's so hard sometimes. You say things not even thinking! Gosh, they pay attention to everything!!!!!!!
pomelo / 5573 posts
I told B that I needed him to eat two pieces of broccoli at dinner. "All right," he sighed, "If it's really important to you."
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