I've been feeling a little blah lately, so I was hoping we could all share a few laughs by posting funny photos/stories/memes/quotes etc here
I've been feeling a little blah lately, so I was hoping we could all share a few laughs by posting funny photos/stories/memes/quotes etc here
pomegranate / 3643 posts
Me in Target: "oh they don't have my size. They only have extra smalls and I'm a small."
LO: "you're not small! You are big!"
The woman across the aisle cracked up.
hostess / watermelon / 14932 posts
DH said something to DD1 (3) and she replied, "you don't even know me. .....you don't even know my Mom."
cantaloupe / 6131 posts
My son is starting to get the concept of moving to music (not quite dancing) and when he hears a song he likes on his little cat piano he's taken to rocking back and forth against the keyboard and unfortunately he looks like he's grinding and dry humping the thing!
GOLD / papaya / 10166 posts
W was helping me fold laundry and put it into piles. She grabs my bra and says "where do I put your boober thing?!" And then proceeds to try it on and ask me when she'll get boobs as big as mine.
blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts
K said a bunch of great stuff yesterday but my fave was this:
"Santa likes cookies and milk. But not milk from Mommy's boobies...probably, um, coconut milk."
We're a dairy free house, so clearly Santa's only options are breastmilk and coconut milk haha.
nectarine / 2031 posts
We were sitting at the dining table talking and lo (2.5)was in the living room so I called out and asked him, " What are you doing?" He said, " nothing, just chillin."
pomelo / 5866 posts
LO said I want to get a gun called a Soft-enator. It will only shoot to make hard things soft.
@mrs.oatmeal: santa is lactose intolerant!
@rachiecakes:
pomelo / 5866 posts
A Gross one: Your fart sounds like an alien sounding an alarm.
A Sweet One: I like to help a lot. A thousand lots.
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