http://planetivy.com/news/12331/man-divorces-sues-wife-for-being-ugly-wins/
I know this isnt funny, but it made me laugh. Basically he first assumed that the "ugly" baby was not his child, and then found out his wife had had a lot of surgery to improve her looks.
By the way i dont think the baby is ugly.
THis is her before and after picture