My BIL was holding LO this weekend, and I went up and pulled the back of her diaper open and stuck my face in there to see if it was dirty, and she let go of a HUGE fart right in my face.
Lesson learned! Don't stick your face somewhere like that.
Ahh parenting. Anyone else have any good stories like this to share?
coconut / 8299 posts
LOL!! That's hilarous! I'm surprised that never happened to me before considering how often I sniff her butt.
cantaloupe / 6923 posts
Omg lol! I don't have any LO stories but have been crop dusted a fair number of times at my second job at a nursing home... And projectile diarrhead on. Ugh!
GOLD / pomelo / 5737 posts
No but LOL! Yesterday I was taking a rectal temp for the first time and was totally thinking that since she hadn't pooped (that was partially why I did rectal) it would explode in my face..luckily it didn't!!!
GOLD / eggplant / 11517 posts
@anonysquire: Yikes. That is definitely worse.
@googly-eyes: Haha bold move!
persimmon / 1479 posts
LOL, the worst thing recently that happened was getting spit up on when I had on a v-neck shirt. It was thick and mucousy. It felt so gross sliding down. Lesson learned to use a burp rag.
wonderful cherry / 21504 posts
I only got peed on by my nephew. I was holding his legs up to pull the diaper out and he started peeing, getting it on me, on his face, and on the wall behind him. I got all flustered, which he found hysterical. But baby pee is hardly even gross.
GOLD / eggplant / 11517 posts
@MamaMoose: Hahaha omg, I'm sure this is on our agenda at some point.
GOLD / pineapple / 12662 posts
As I was carrying my LO to the bath yesterday, with her bare bottom in my hands, she farted on me. And then she giggled! I have also *caught* poop barehanded in between diaper changes because heaven forbid the changing pad/cover get dirty! 
GOLD / pineapple / 12662 posts
@MamaMoose: *jinkies* ahhhh the glamorous world of parenting. Makes the old show Fear Factor look like a cake walk!
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