AKA things you've said or done that you might not openly share IRL--share them with the internet, lol!

Last night E peed in our bed (on my side, naturally). It was sometime between 4-5am, DH was zonked out, and I was too tired to care so I threw one of E's blankets on top of the puddle and went back to sleep.

Hi, I'm a new mom--I slept in my son's pee last night!