"Where are we going?"
"We have to go to Target to grab some things."
"Target? What the hell!"
I said that wasn't really a nice thing to say. She said "only grown ups can say that?" Um, yes.
She also likes to yell "your buttcheek is hanging out!" Because in Disney my husband said that to her when she had a bathing suit wedgie. Omg mortifying.
blogger / honeydew / 7081 posts
Ahaha that's hilarious! She's too funny.
Today, K told me I could change her butt sometime 'in the future'. I'm like...what? When? And how do you know when the future is?
GOLD / watermelon / 14076 posts
She will learn to love Target soon enough 
On the way home from daycare LO was telling me about a boy in her class who took a toy away from her. She said, "I cried. A loud noise came out of my mouth."
pomegranate / 3411 posts
Out of absolutely nowhere, while DS was seemingly enjoying playing with his trains, tells me in a loud voice "you're not my best friend, J is!" I know J is his friend in preschool but I didn't realize I was competing with J for the title of best friend!
pineapple / 12234 posts
@sorrycharlie: bahaha!
DS was talking about his pet goldfish and said "he's lucky to have ended up with me" which doesn't sound that funny but he kept going on and on about how his pet goldfish could possibly have a worse owner, lol.
Also, DD2 was holding her hand out for a snack in the car. She said her first sentence at 16 months, it was, "don't have any in hands" haha. She said it over and over again in a very whiny tone until I gave her more!
cantaloupe / 6885 posts
Lol!! I love these.
I picked her up from daycare today and she ratted herself out:
"Mama I RIP K's (her teacher) book out of her hands. K say "No!" "
"It's not nice to take things out of people's hands. Did you get a time out?"
"Oh no....I too cute for time out"
??!!
papaya / 10570 posts
The night before last, E wouldn't go to sleep.
Me: Why won't you go to sleep?
E: I'm crying.
Me: Why are you crying?
E: I'm sad.
Me: Why are you sad?
E: Umm.....
Me: You're not really sad, are you?
She gave me the cheekiest grin and started giggling to herself. 
wonderful cherry / 21504 posts
@Cherrybee: c has started doing this kind of thing too!! Or she goes "baby's crying" and I will be like, you. You're crying. And nothing's wrong. And she will laugh.
wonderful cherry / 21504 posts
And just now I asked C if it was coffee time, and she said No!
Oh really? What time is it?
It's peanut butter jelly time!
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