Mini-dictator demands all of the food that he knows the words for, for lunch. After the big mean Mommy denies these requests, he decided to enter the refrigerator himself, and launch all of the condiments onto his grandmothers floor. In an effort to come to a negotiation, the toddler is currently having a banana (blanananana), bee (honey nut cheerios), milk, chips (the tortilla type), orng (orange juice) cranb (cranberry juice), and yogurt (yoyo). Stay tuned for scenes from tonights episode where mini-dictator explodes.

It would be nice if during these times I could have a little glass of wine, however, I'm indulging in chocolate milk, to fight the heartburn, being caused by mini dictators predecessor