Things my tot has said to me this week:
"Mommy's a big boy."
"Mommy has long boobies."
DH: "Is mommy pretty?"
LO: "Mommy's a mommy."
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You're amazing! Kids are the worst!!
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Awwwww. Long boobies...lol!
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@autumnlove: I laughed so hard at that!
Kids say the darndest things.
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Haha! You are not alone. Mine has taken to pointing out all of my lovely pregnancy acne (by saying "boo boo?" and touching each spot) and telling me I stink in the mornings. She even handed me my tooth brush and said "momma brush teeth." Sigh....
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my kid told my husband today that he is OLD. haha
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Mine has said -
"You have silly hair" (everyone has silly hair these days, especially if she doesn't want their help!)
"Why do you have a big butt?" -
awwwwww
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Chloe told me my belly was bouncy.
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@Mrs. Jump Rope: haha he poked mine for a while yesterday.
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Lol!!! These made me laugh! I'm sorry, kids have no tact but I guarantee you, he thinks you are the world's greatest mommy, even if you do have long boobies
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hilarious!
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bahahaha... hilarious. Can't wait to hear what my kid has to say about me.
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Yesterday while I while pumping milk, L pointed at me and started mooing. Yeah, that was a real self esteem boost.
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Oh noo!!
B (who is 5) told me all I do is eat
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My LO pointed out my rosacea and said, "mommy you have a rash?" *sigh* I can totally see her telling people at her daycare, Mommy has a rash.
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Bahaha children. I'm sorry, but I'm sure you look fabulous.
My son thinks it's hilarious to poke and jiggle my belly. LOVE that.
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So this thread just proves that kids are sometimes clueless little assholes
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@blackbird: yup.
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Hahaha I'm scared of what my kid's gonna say. My 4/5 year old students give me an earful most days. The other day when I actually did my hair (naturally curly), one kid said "Ms J, why's your hair messy?!" When I was pregnant, they poked my belly alllll the time and told me that the baby must be getting huge.
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This video is perfection!!
Same thing ... insults all day! -
K slaps and jiggles my belly. She also twists my nipple while she's nursing the other side. Luckily she hasn't said anything rude to me yet, haha.
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